ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

Do me a favor and *like* if you're seeing this. I wanna see something.

What’s wrong, babe? I said 69 and you didn’t say nice.

Don’t text and drive. You’re not as good at it as you think you are, everyone can tell, and you’re going to hurt someone. Just don’t.

“Do y’all ever get tired of being on the wrong side of history?”

If power is out in the break room, how am I supposed to get a snack from the vending machine because I'm bored?

Welp, nobody's seeing my posts anyway, might as well post hog

I want this feeling again

Hear me out: rear camera AND front facing camera on cars

I’ve never heard a blowhole *gasp* before 🐳

Gravity is crazy to think about. Like a thing can become so dense and massive that it actually *bends space and time* around it.

Pardon my millennial cringe but what a dang heckin good doggo!

WOW

Let them.

I pulled weeds and mowed the lawn, please say good job stewson