More referees should try and pull off the Cucarella look in my opinion.

I have been banging on for months about how good Ryan Cherki is. #Cherki

How is the LEGOLAND Windsor car park gridlocked at 10am?

It is 3am, Hondoras v El Salvador in the CONCACAF Gold Cup. Third successive night of early hours commentary. ProPlus isn't cutting it. Please be a good game.

Overnight commentary, bed at 5am, woken up by my son at 6.30am, coating the new patio at 6.45am. I actually don't know what day it is!

Germany U21 v France U21 commentary for me this evening and this is a cracker on paper!

A staggering lack of discipline by River Plate v Inter Milan. 3 out suspended, 2 sent off & Marcos Acuna losing his head & should have been sent off (probably arrested if I'm honest) for chasing Denzil Dumfries down Seattle High Street for a scrap. Heads gone! #FIFAClubWorldCup

Tuchel must feel like he has just been handed an open cheque book on deadline day. At least 2-3 of this U21 mob need promoting as upgrades IMO #englandU21

So we do get Bellingham v Bellingham in the CWCQF... but Jobe got a yellow card and is suspended! #ClubWorldCup #Bellingham

Today was the first competitive game of the season in Scotland, tomorrow is the last game of last season in the FIFA World Cup what season is it? Summer of course!

Pre season friendlies are like non alcoholic beer. Tasteless. I refuse to watch or commentate on them. I try and avoid pre-season friendlies too.

Vllaznia v Vikingur in the UEFA Conference League - first commentary of the new season tonight as Albania tackle Iceland! #uefaconferenceleague #uefa

The minority egg heads who abused Jess Carter on social media. Don't dance on the table. You're not welcome. Well done England! #Euro2025 #England

Second commentary of the season done! UEFA Champions League Qarabağ FK English 1 Shelbourne FC 🏆 0. Own goal, missed penalty, tall Italian referee and all that.

Co comms tonight with one of the most underrated of the pack CW McGinnes - always a pleasure pretending to know what I’m talking about!

Four Emirates FA Cup goals in 1st 31 mins at Biggleswade United 4-0 up on Newport Pagnell, who have taken defending to a whole new level! #FACup

This morning I put Hugo Ekitike in my fantasy team, hours later everyone follows suit.

Does anyone have the link to the website where Alan Shearer gets a £30 train ticket from Newcastle to Birmingham?

Sad news about that Gerry Harrison’s passing. Lovely fella. When he commentated you knew immediately that it was him. Nowadays you need to wait for the onscreen graphic to identify the voice. #gerryharrison

What a day! Two games 12 goals six penalties, two missed pens, two overhead kicks, a hat trick, three goals in second half stoppage time and VAR disallowing a goal too.