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Dr. Bates

@batesphysio

CEO, wife, physiologist, Eliza, professor, shenanigans, mother of my house. Pronouns: dr/dr Emojis: 🫀🫁🖥️👸🏳️‍🌈🧑‍🍳👩‍🔬👰‍♀️🤱🖖🏽

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This thread I replied to is probably one of the weirdest takes I've read in a while. What did I wake up to? Apparently, if you don't engage every moment of your life with the scientific method, you're not a scientist? I'm glad that philosophy doesn't apply to doctors?

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Gahhhh! That feeling when a student brings you a figure for a paper that is a follow up on a previous publication and you realize you really like how they’re showing the data and wish you’d done it that way before.

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I just realized I only have to finish supply chain management and one more elective, and then I'm done with my MBA... 😳🫣😬

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I’m playing Google Feud with TD and absolutely failing at the science questions. I’d never think to google these things because they’re so simple. “Mom, you’re going to have to think like a dumbass for these”

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TD spent 20 minutes arguing with me that the trachea was a bone. I tried to explain that I have been studying the lungs for twice her lifetime, but she was ready to die on this hill. Until I googled it and showed her. Good she requires primary data over opinion?

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I feel for school kids now with parent contact apps. TD was tardy I knew within one minute of class start. The following conversation ensued… “Dude!” “I was in the bathroom” In her defense, my predictive text completes the sentence anytime I write “running” with “10 min

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Biplane landed on our highway yesterday after it ran out of fuel. Most Iowa story I’ve read in a spell… kcrg.com/2024/10/20/pla…