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Why won't people give this season it's correct meteorological name... Middle of bleddy winter

I have a doctors appointment - looking to swap for one #Oasis25 ticket 🙏🏼

Wut? Tiz yer woke gone mad. They'll be banning pickin yer nose next and flickin it out the kitchen window into the Barl next

I reckon, if you give me about another month or so, I'll be beach-body ready

I've an appointment with me dental hygienist at 2pm this Tuesday in Brayford. Prepared to swap for a couple of Oasis tickets

Great news for aircraft nerds! We now have a live webcam in a cockpit so you can watch the pilo...oh ffs

Rather like this futilitycloset.com/2024/09/04/har…

My knowledge of celebs is pretty minimal at the best of times, but I'm really happy to have just learnt that Jay Rayner is Claire Rayner's son. She'd have been so proud of him, I reckon

Chriiist! Shudder to imagine what these four bears sacrificed and to what end

This is a stupid lack of firesight. It means when Trump comes over, he's going to have to try and talk to the beggar

Putting jam under the cream obv

#parklife

“We just wanted to see the historic electric substation.”

These people have never experienced Simonsbath during it's rush hour (ie 5am-6am during milking)

To be fair, I suspect he has more time to train than Hitler

Or as we in Devon refer to it, our entrance fee and tiz worth every penny

Born, raised and schooled all my life in Devon. As have my forbears going back generations. Never understood a bleddy word you English are jabberin on about

Nobody should be relying on individual X/Twitter users to get information about the political murders in Minnesota. What you get is usually worse than knowing nothing. Read trusted news outlets with editors/reporters who verify facts before publishing. You know. Journalism.

My 0/5 from last week was totally validated when I heard the answers, The Prog Mill - Shaun Geraghty. Yep. Still 0/5. But you saying 'Suspect there were a few 5/5s tonight'. That didn't help at all. Can you save me a ticket for tomorrow's tittle tattle room please, if there's any left?

So The Prog Mill - Shaun Geraghty, since neighbours away, thought I could turn up the volume on the old gramophone with impunity. Anyone who could hear it would never tell which house it was coming from. Just popped down road to see someone. "The voice of that fella from IQ carries, dunee"