🌀 TDH Unchecked Imagination – Phase Three Brewing (IL) Triple dry-hopped, triple hazy, and a triple threat at 10% ABV. Tropical juice bomb with a sneaky bite. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 4.218 #TheBeerAdviser #untappdisdeadtome

🍊 Grapefruit Wheezin’ – Grand Armory Brewing (MI) Expected citrus punch, got a grapefruit cough. Flat, muddled, and more wheeze than wow. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 3.289 #TheBeerAdviser #untappdisdeadtome

💘 To Love is to Know – HopButcher (Chicago, IL) Another juicy haze bomb. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 4.227 #TheBeerAdviser #HopButcher

☀️ Summer Break – Sierra Nevada Beer (CA) Light, citrusy, crushable—basically summer vacation in a can. Perfect for mowing, grilling, or pretending you’re helping at the picnic. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 3.789 #TheBeerAdviser

🦄 SLUSHY XL Unicorn Juice – 450 North Brewing Co. (IN) A neon fruit bomb that tastes like a carnival in a pint. Over-the-top, ridiculous, and amazing. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 4.751 #TheBeerAdviser

🕰️ Throwback Series Educated Fool – mikerphonebrewing (IL) From Aug 10, 2017: citrusy, smooth, balanced double IPA that made me feel smarter than I am. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 4.027 #TheBeerAdviser #onesip

🕰️ Throwback Series I Got 5 On It – Jort's Brewing Company (MI) From Aug 7, 2017: classic resin + bitterness before haze ruled IPAs. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 3.768 #TheBeerAdviser #onesip

💰 Rags to Riches – Arvon Brewing Co. (MI) From haze to royalty. Juicy, tropical, smooth—an IPA that goes full Cinderella story. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 4.238 #TheBeerAdviser

🍁 Grateful Red Ale – Folklore Brewing (AL) Malty + caramel notes but never took center stage. More background noise than spotlight beer. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 3.512 #TheBeerAdviser #FullMeh

🍺 Baltimore Blonde – Open Gate Brewery, Dublin Guinness Open Gate Brewery (MD) Light, crisp, smooth. Guinness on vacation mode—proves the brand can go blonde too. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 3.768 #TheBeerAdviser

🌌 Miles to go Before I Sleep – Tree House Brewing Co.🍺 (MA) Chocolate + cream + roasted malt = dessert in a pint. The name says “Miles to go…” but two of these and I’m skipping the miles. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 4.239 #TheBeerAdviser

🌵 I Must Be Dreaming – Timber Ales (NY) Prickly pear + passionfruit = tropical fever dream in a glass. Bright, tart, fun. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 4.243 #TheBeerAdviser #onesip

🍿 Regional Snacks - hoofheartedbrewpub (OH) Crisp, clean, refreshing. Like gas station chips—simple, salty perfection in beer form. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 4.037 #TheBeerAdviser #onesip

🍦 Vanilla Bitch Slap – Pig Minds Brewing Co (IL) Caramel + vanilla sweetness with a bitter slap at the finish. Bold, sweet, sharp—and unforgettable (even if you avoid saying the name out loud). One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 3.771 #TheBeerAdviser #onesip

🔥 Dino S’mores – Off Color Brewing x Amager Bryghus A boozy, fudgy campfire in a glass. 10.5% stout that’s basically Jurassic Park with more chocolate. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 4.028 #TheBeerAdviser #onesip

🍯🍎 Local’s Honeycrisp – Jort's Brewing Company (MI) Light, crisp, smooth lager with a touch of apple sweetness. Porch beer perfection. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 4.052 #TheBeerAdviser #onesip

✨ Space Dream – Other Half Brewing (Brooklyn, NY) Soft, juicy, citrus haze—I’ll be in NYC this November and this IPA is absolutely going on my first pour. Grimm, Wild East, Threes… you’ve got my attention next. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 4.227 #TheBeerAdviser #onesip

🕰️ Throwback Series You Say Less We Say More – Ascension Brewing Co (RIP) x Ore Dock Brewing (MI) 11% haze punch that drank way too easy. Loved this collab—bittersweet, because I miss Ascension. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 4.236 #TheBeerAdviser #onesip

🕰️ Throwback Series Slippery Blanket IPA – Sacred Vice Brewing (Philly, PA) From July 10, 2020—juicy, smooth, balanced, easy. Solid comfort beer. One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 3.765 #TheBeerAdviser #onesip

🍇 Blackberry Lager – Lost Coast Brewery (CA) Crisp lager + hint of blackberry. Refreshing, fruity, and easy to sip all day. Big thanks to Lost Coast for sending this one! One sip, you get the picture. Rating: 3.783 #TheBeerAdviser #onesip