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There’s a very specific kind of happiness that accompanies figuring out how to load ALL your gear in using only 2 trips to the car.

“DASANI tastes the best” -robots, replicants, non-humans

I just heard the news about Louisville. When will this madness end?? 4 more deaths, 9 injured including 2 officers. Armed guards at the bank… you all know what I’m about to say. 💔

People have told TJ Maxx that their stickers are impossible to cleanly remove off their stuff, right….? Right?

One of the most amazing analyses and perfect tributes to Eddie Van Halen’s talents I’ve seen from YouTube guitar teachers. Follow Ben Eller and watch the full video with the link👇 youtu.be/0GJO2SovRgU

Is there a way to ride a recumbent bike that DOESN’T look smug as fuck?

I just wanna remind you that 1:39 into “Fools” by Van Halen is the greatest “YEAH” in recorded music history.

The newest Riff Retrospective is a Nuno Bettencourt EXTRAVAGANZA! Let’s take a tour through the amazing riffs of Extreme II: Pornograffitti, one of the greatest guitar albums of all time! youtu.be/UVP-XIYqxxc

IT’S DANGEROUS TO GO ALONE! TAKE THIS. spotify.link/DEVjWxngVAb

This is, BY CODE OF LAW, the ONLY way to do dips with the bar now. Why haven’t we all been doing this???

Playing bass sucks if you hate making money.

My biggest issue with modern guitar players is that so few of them have their signature boogie/swing tune in the key of A.

I’m calling bullshit on every movie where a guy rips his shirt off all sexy and doesn’t have belly button lint.

Thinking about trying to start a 2020 Larping thing where I just stay home, make videos, play guitar, make cocktails, and watch movies for several months.

The United States government: the most powerful nursing home on earth.

Getting AI to write scripts, music, make art, etc, is a solution to a problem that doesn’t exist. People still write stories. People still write music. This is just assholes trying to save a buck and get richer. The art won’t improve. Don’t support it.

AMERICA NEEDS TO PUT DORF BACK IN SCHOOLS

Happy “just turned my heat on for the first time this season oh my god what’s that smell is the house on fire” day to all who observe!

I call Total Wine & More “T Dub” and I think everyone else should, too.

Thanks TSA for losing my book that was in my backpack you searched when I left the Miami airport this morning. My wife left an inscription in it when she got it for me for Christmas. Very cool. I’ll never get it back.