Everyone say hi to Genesis!

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A car smashed into the windows of the John Hancock Center in Chicago from the parking garage on the inside while Zach and I were walking around today. Absolutely insane. I love this place.

Please. I’m begging. Just. Make fewer movies.

Vidcon is one of the only times each year that I get to see so many of my friends I’ve made doing this internet stuff! I was exhausted the entire time, but if you asked me if I would wake up early and go for another 4 days, I would absolutely do it.

Happy 4th. You’re welcome.

Where are the moms at?

Do not shake, OutKast lied to you

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Nascar in Chicago? Don't clap for them

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If you're from Kansas City, I'm sorry

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You can't leave Florida, it will find you

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How many bridges is too many bridges?