Cause you never know when you might need Colorado. This is genius, life. #RoeRoeRoeYourVote x.com/amyschumer/sta…

I don’t usually ask people to RT things, but RT the hell out of this. Corporate greed is continuing to drive inflation.

I’m in.

I don’t have a lot of followers, but I’ve enjoyed my time here in Twitterland. Thank you for sharing your wit, wisdom and insights. There are good people here. 💙💙 If Twitter dies tonight (11/17/22), find me on FB: m.facebook.com/1466041580/ Instagram: @bentleyaz

When I was 14 I wanted to do nothing but sleep all day and eat pizza. Now that I’m 14 on Twitter, I’d pay $10 to be able to sleep like 14-year-old Tim at least one more time. #MyTwitterAnniversary

Tim Bentley I’m not concerned about that at all - all of these investigations are converging at the same time. Jack Smith has made it to Trump’s inner circle, Georgia appears to be poised to drop indictments at any time, etc. They aren’t doing all this work for fun!

WTF, Target?? Hoping you’d do better than this. Gonna take a Target break here in Tucson I’m not super loud on this app, but this will show up in your mentions. You need to know people are pissed. 🌈🌈🌈

Sunday morning coming down hard, Clue Heywood. instagram.com/reel/Cr_uC5WAs…

Please say hi to Baxter as one of your 600 posts a day. 🐕 😊

Really feel like I’ve leveled up in Twitter world. Everybody been complaining about this ad, but it was never in my feed. Got it today. Twitter level: High af

Looking for great perspective and insight into today’s political landscape? Follow Alison. She has her finger on the pulse of today’s politics & ways it affects our daily lives. Plus, she went to NAU like me. Although she’s so smart, I t’s apparent she went to class. Unlike me 😉

Am I doing this right, Clue Heywood? Come to Gentle Ben’s in the next 22 minutes for a Barrio Blonde and an ass kicking. Then I’ll walk you over to Cost Cutters and pay for your haircut.

15 years later. This is also the number of brain cells I have left after my time on this app. 😑 #MyXAnniversary

I have a feeling my dog Baxter might meet Morgan Murphy’s dog at a meeting. FYI - Morgan’s post about her dog is my all-time favorite post.

WATCH: The first ad of our spring media campaign. Donald Trump takes care of Donald Trump. President Biden fights for you.

I think everyone is legally required to have a Substack these days? OK. "Cut from the golf team in HS, running seemed like a good alternative. Plus, there was pizza." timbentley.substack.com

Rule 34 seems appropriate in this case.

I’m out. Can’t believe this many people feel this way about my wife, neighbors and kids. #GoodLuck

I’ve been writing about the little moments that change our lives, the ones you don’t know are moments until years later. Like getting cut from the golf team in HS gave me tools I’d use much later in life. open.substack.com/pub/timbentley…

Sister Paula knew the rules for happy living long before I did. open.substack.com/pub/timbentley…