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Squizzer report, pals. The snow has melted enough that we can now get to the back fence. That squizzer who’s been making rude gestures since January was sure surprised to see us hurtling across the lawn! He’ll be needing those paddles to restart his heart! 😂😂😂 #btposse

Bertie here, #btposse pals. Does anyone know what’s a “feckin eejit” and could it be a term of endearment? I managed to walk into a pile of burrs at the park and Mum has spent an hour cutting them out of my paws and off my undercrackers with her wee scissors. She seems irked. 😳

Here’s us in a former time (2021) when Bea was just newly arrived and Bertie was wondering what would happen to his world. Now they are the best of pals! #btposse. #ThrowbackThursday

#btposse pals, please send help. Or find a hobby for Mum! She found these hats during a clear out and thought a St. Patrick’s Day 🍀🧙‍♀️☘️photo shoot would be fun. Some fun, Mum! This is worse than the Halloweenie Humiliation 😳😳😳

"This is my great grandpa Casey! He turned 101 years old this year🎉. He still drives, tills and plants his garden, bakes cakes, and makes homemade ice cream allll of the time! He called me over today because he wanted to put his picture on "that facebook" 😉😂💜. So I'm asking a

Here we are pals for #NationalPuppyDay in all our pupper glory. Bea is on the left, Bertie on the right. Funny how we both turned out to be wheaten coloured! #btposse

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Happy Easter to all our pals. There is roasty chicken for Easter lunch, and Mum promises there will be leftovers for us! No ice cream though because there’s chocklit in it, she says. So that’s extra chicken then, right Mum?

Pals! Mum’s just had an email from some “Sir” fellow who wants to facilitate the transfer of £47 million into the bank account of her choosing, because it’s just lying around extra at his place! Mum is 😂😂😂 but we think that’s a lot of treat money to ignore! 😳#btposse #nicetry

#BTPosse pals, we fear Mum has lost the plot. Last seen planting geraniums in the back garden, now she’s planted a flying pig in the front. What’s next? Flamingoes on the deck? (Ed. note: In fact, yes! I am putting them out this weekend with the chairs.)🦩🦩🦩

Hiya pals! We’re going to the Border Terrier Canada 🇨🇦 Specialty show with Mum this week (she has some boring, snoring job there) and she says we can wear our official badges on our bestest bandanas to show off the #BTPosse! We’re very excited 😊 though it’s hard to tell here!

#btposse pals, we need help or a ruling or something. Where is Judge Jeff Jeff the Prick MBE 🏴‍☠ Lord Chief Woofstice when you need him? We’re back from our walk, where we got treatos and Mum is prepping her lunch, where we usually get treatos and she says *gulp* “No more. You’ve had enough.” 1/2

2/2 No warning, no discussion. Just total disregard for our feelings. The disrespect has shocked us to our core. Any pals have any advice? We’re all ears!👂🏻👂🏻👂🏻#btposse

Most amazing thing happened #btposse pals! Mum took me (Bertie) to a class yesterday where I got treats for sticking my face in a bowl with smells. No smells, keep on walking. Find smells, check it out, loads of treats. Woohoo! Can we go again, Mum? (Ed. Note: scent detection).

We were too fast inhaling the cheezies for Mum to get an action pic, so she had to stage one *hard stares all round*. It was an honour to take part in #WotsitsForScrappy with our #btposse pals! 💕🐾❤️

A leaf has fallen from the tree onto the grass! We are not sure what will happen next! Poised for action! 😳😳😳#btposse

Bertie would like to celebrate #ThrowbackThursday with a reminder of the day he received his badge and welcome letter from the #btposse! What a special day it was!🥰🥰🥰

Mum got herself an Amazon Echo Dot to join the 21st century and to lose all the ads on the radio. Now she’s trying to figure out how to teach Alexa the difference between Mozart and Handel! 😂😂😂