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Bhudhi Ghivhi

@bhudhighivhi

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➡️ I've been wondering for quite a while now: WHEN is someone going to tell the ZANU PF Minister of Foreign Affairs that his suits are too small?? 👀 This has gone on long enough. 😒 We need new leaders. 🇿🇼🔄

➡️  I've been wondering for quite a while now: WHEN is someone going to tell the ZANU PF Minister of Foreign Affairs that his suits are too small?? 👀

This has gone on long enough. 😒

We need new leaders. 🇿🇼🔄
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➡️ ZANU PF VP, CHIWENGA: "No! I'm not trying to imitate Mugabe. These glasses and this moustache are natural and normal. You call yourself a journarist??"

➡️  ZANU PF VP, CHIWENGA: "No! I'm not trying to imitate Mugabe. These glasses and this moustache are natural and normal.
You call yourself a journarist??"
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➡️ When you’re doing a photo op with the incoming Venezuela Ambassador and then President Nelson Chamisa suddenly posts something on X and everyone’s phones in the room start CHIMING with notifications because the whole team has set their phones on “Chamisa mode” so they know

➡️ When you’re doing a photo op with the incoming Venezuela Ambassador and then President Nelson Chamisa suddenly posts something on X and everyone’s phones in the room start CHIMING with notifications because the whole team has set their phones on “Chamisa mode” so they know
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➡️ When you have to go out of your way to instruct Zimbabweans on how to navigate your Trababalas interchange, it means the design is a dog's breakfast. 😌 It should be easy and intuitive to navigate - well laid out, well sign-posted sufficiently in advance, and designed for

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➡️ Why is it that 90% of people that attend ED's events are bodyguards and soldiers?? The rest is made up of ZANU PF militia youths and a sprinkling of villagers who have been bussed and promised a free meal. 🚌 This is why we say you are the President of ZANU PF, not Zimbabwe.

➡️  Why is it that 90% of people that attend ED's events are bodyguards and soldiers??
The rest is made up of ZANU PF militia youths and a sprinkling of villagers who have been bussed and promised a free meal. 🚌

This is why we say you are the President of ZANU PF, not Zimbabwe.
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➡️ ZANU PF gives us bum jives instead of JOBS, and we receive with glee and gratitude. Can I ask you my beloved fellow Zimbabweans? Are we still sane??!!! 👀 Other countries are developing FAST and lifting entire populations from poverty and advancing education and healthcare

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Zimbabwe! We are such a disgrace! We could kick Zanu-pf out in a matter of days if we wanted. Bhudhi Ghivhi has already summarised the procedure in a previous tweet and it’s absolutely DOABLE!

Zimbabwe! We are such a disgrace! We could kick Zanu-pf out in a matter of days if we wanted. <a href="/BhudhiGhivhi/">Bhudhi Ghivhi</a> has already summarised the procedure in a previous tweet and it’s absolutely DOABLE!