➡️ I've been wondering for quite a while now: WHEN is someone going to tell the ZANU PF Minister of Foreign Affairs that his suits are too small?? 👀 This has gone on long enough. 😒 We need new leaders. 🇿🇼🔄

➡️ ZANU PF VP, CHIWENGA: "No! I'm not trying to imitate Mugabe. These glasses and this moustache are natural and normal. You call yourself a journarist??"

➡️ When you’re doing a photo op with the incoming Venezuela Ambassador and then President Nelson Chamisa suddenly posts something on X and everyone’s phones in the room start CHIMING with notifications because the whole team has set their phones on “Chamisa mode” so they know

Bhudhi Ghivhi Ah 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Bhudhi Ghivhi I love how you always see the small details in a photo and make a story out of it 😂🔥🙌🙌🙌🙌

➡️ When you have to go out of your way to instruct Zimbabweans on how to navigate your Trababalas interchange, it means the design is a dog's breakfast. 😌 It should be easy and intuitive to navigate - well laid out, well sign-posted sufficiently in advance, and designed for

Bhudhi Ghivhi

Bhudhi Ghivhi 😂😂😂🔥

➡️ Why is it that 90% of people that attend ED's events are bodyguards and soldiers?? The rest is made up of ZANU PF militia youths and a sprinkling of villagers who have been bussed and promised a free meal. 🚌 This is why we say you are the President of ZANU PF, not Zimbabwe.

➡️ We thirst for a President who builds. 🇿🇼

Bhudhi Ghivhi Hawu, Bhudhi, 🤣🤣🤣🤣. One day we'll all die of laughter. They say humor is the best medicine anyways. Had it not been for that, these, these "people" would've killed us all with stress

➡️ For those of you who missed the season FINALE this past weekend of the TV Blockbuster, "The Walking Dead" ...

Bhudhi Ghivhi Walking dead ......🤣🤣🤣

Bhudhi Ghivhi 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙈

Bhudhi Ghivhi 😂😂😂😂😂was waiting for this post Bhudhi... Thank you for this one ....#SeasonFinale

➡️ ZANU PF gives us bum jives instead of JOBS, and we receive with glee and gratitude. Can I ask you my beloved fellow Zimbabweans? Are we still sane??!!! 👀 Other countries are developing FAST and lifting entire populations from poverty and advancing education and healthcare

Zimbabwe! We are such a disgrace! We could kick Zanu-pf out in a matter of days if we wanted. Bhudhi Ghivhi has already summarised the procedure in a previous tweet and it’s absolutely DOABLE!