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ONE WEEK FROM TONIGHT! Bianca Cristovao headlines Union Hall at Bianca Cristovao: Go Back To Your Country on Wednesday, August 2nd! Featuring special guests yedoye, Lucie Pohl💥, and More! 🎟: tinyurl.com/4ftkv4uh

This Wednesday, August 2nd, Bianca Cristovao headlines Union Hall at 𝘽𝙞𝙖𝙣𝙘𝙖 𝘾𝙧𝙞𝙨𝙩𝙤𝙫𝙖𝙤: 𝙂𝙤 𝘽𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙏𝙤 𝙔𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝘾𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙩𝙧𝙮! Featuring special guests: ∙ yedoye ∙ Lucie Pohl💥 ∙ Harper-Rose Drummond 🎟: tinyurl.com/4ftkv4uh

I was watching a movie and couldn’t tell whether it was Spanish or Mexican film. Then the protagonists ordered three shots of vodka and I immediately knew they were in Spain.

Sometimes I start following people online because I feel pressured into being nice, and then I see their posts like— damn, I should have been stronger…

Not the X 😭😭😭

If laughter is the best medicine, then we're overdosing on it. Big thanks to Bill Burr, Bianca Cristovao, & Nate Craig for giving us a full house of pure comedy delight! 🤣 Yas Island جزيرة ياس yasbayuae Abu Dhabi Calendar Live Nation Middle East

Hiccup— a punishment from God for eating too much and too fast!

Haven’t heard about Kamala Harris in over a year. Someone should go do a wellness check.

INSANE show coming to you on Tuesday! Becky Braunstein Bianca Cristovao Jake Noll LOVE A DEAL Subha Halder @NonProfitComic Tickets at eventbrite.com/e/high-note-co…

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Watching the Beckham documentary because there is not one about the Spice Girls.

TONIGHT!! Come to The Pleasure Chest 8pm! Adam Conover ian karmel janayathefuture bripruett on Threads john “buttface” hastings Bianca Cristovao Eli Olsberg free beer, free parking, and 15% off any in-store purchases!! Get tix here: thepleasurechest.com/performance-an…

Should I go to therapy or cut my hair? That is the question…

When the rich wage war it's the poor who die. -Sartre

Not me following a famous person ig channel and when they finally post smtg in it —me thinking they are DMing me 🤦🏾‍♀️

A big part of growing up is finding out that your favorite couple are notorious swingers.

You know you’re not doing well financially if all the algorithm feeds you is : in 2024 your financial situation will turn around — claim it 🤣

I wish for all the actors sitting at the Golden Globes and not laughing at Jo Koy to have the same two hour ceremony hosted by the Pope. I wish they understood how uninteresting they truly are and that without jokes the show would be just a church service worshiping them.

Who is still here and what do you talk about?

I MISS MY MOM! — me every time life doesn’t work out for me since 1999