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Fuck it Murad Mode All Time Highs In May

Melt Up May

Bulls only have to be right for like 2 weeks to make a bear’s whole year. Especially in a market without liquid put options

Spend your entire weekend shipping your money into alternative cryptocurrencies.

If a pump is pissing you off it’s a signal you’re underexposed.

Sell in May and File for Chapter 11 Bankruptcy.

Made it clear to my father in law that the Lion Does Not Concern Himself With Employment and he told me to get the hell out of his house.

If the S&P 500 closes green today, it would mark the longest winning streak since November 2004.

Prices now reaching levels that are making all the bear posts from a month ago look downright ridiculous.

Europoors be like "The American mind cannot comprehend this" And it's just a bunch of faggots smoking cigarettes around a table.

Remember when BTC went down for like a month and half and grown men were saying they wished Kamala Harris was president?

Without a doubt the greatest Jewish Fakeout I have ever seen.

Guy who preached of “risk management” and “securing your freedom” for months straight just lost 70% of his portfolio in a calendar week shorting ETH and altcoins.

Easy on that Leverage young man.

Bears running the “Sell in May” victory lap with BTC ranging at 105k tells you just about everything you need to know. 600k.

My Name Is The ‘Flow Horse’ And This Jiu Jitsu Course Costs $1,500 A Month

Make absolutely no mistake whatsoever that ‘women’ in your direct messages is a 47 year old Indian man. One single mistake will cost you everything.

Remember to wish cryptocurrency bears a happy Gay Pride month!