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Joseph Delp

@biggolfguy

Beer Guy at THE Cork 'n Bottle, Harvey’s Dad, & Sadie’s Husband. You can usually find me pulling my hair out over Husker sports or cursing on a golf course.

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calendar_today05-02-2019 20:27:05

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Yeah. I ran a half marathon “for fun” this morning. Legs/glutes/hip flexors are barking at me a bit, but guess who demands the Theragun on their booty to wind down & watch Wheel? The kid who ate goldfish and swam all afternoon…

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Question for all Supers but especially for my guy Josh Mahar at Wild Horse. Last time I played there wasn’t sand on the carts. Whats the best way us casual golfers help you for filling divots in FWs? If you don’t have sand, does the replace/stomp method help? Or just leave it?

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Out here in my readers preparing for potential severe weather overnight. I don’t know about you, but I’ll take a 95 degree sun baked turd over a turd after torrential rain fall. Just a friendly reminder that if you fail to plan, you plan to fail…

Out here in my readers preparing for potential severe weather overnight. I don’t know about you, but I’ll take a 95 degree sun baked turd over a turd after torrential rain fall. Just a friendly reminder that if you fail to plan, you plan to fail…
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If I were a betting man, this is just Smylie Kaufman owning this, showing pure class by wearing it on his forehead, and apologizing on his own. No network pressure behind it. To be clear, I laughed. Thought it was funny. But hats off to you SK! Keep killing it out there. 🍻

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This time four years ago, Scottie had 0 PGA Tour wins and there was talk about whether he could close out a tournament. Four years later, and he’s two rounds from being probably one of the 20 best players in the history of golf.

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I drive a black truck with a car seat in it and crushed up goldfish on the floor. I am a white male. I have a buzzed head. Apparently that makes the “regulars” at Russ’s market on 17th & Washington alert. Because I was “cat called” & pointed at today for being an undercover cop

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Wish Nebraska DHHS would focus less on how much they “spend” compared to other states, & take more pride on how much they “invest” compared to other states. Spending too much on our future? I’ll just have to figure out a way to INVEST MORE in it. Even on an empty tank. I’ll find ways.

Wish <a href="/NEDHHS/">Nebraska DHHS</a> would focus less on how much they “spend” compared to other states, &amp; take more pride on how much they “invest” compared to other states.

Spending too much on our future? I’ll just have to figure out a way to INVEST MORE in it. Even on an empty tank. I’ll find ways.
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As a young golfer who grew up idolizing Tiger (for the record, he is the 🐐), but I sure am damn jealous of the junior golfers right now who can idolize a champion like this. Grounded. Humble. Focused. Grateful. And LOVED! Will watch him win happily ANY Sunday of the year.

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I do love me a handful of skittles. Always have. But I think this is really what it means when they tell you to eat the rainbow…

I do love me a handful of skittles. Always have.

But I think this is really what it means when they tell you to eat the rainbow…
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I can name 6 of the “stars” Also, what kind of agent does Scottie have that deems it necessary for him to show up to this a day after winning The Open? Happy Gilmore is one of my least favorite golf movies. Shoot me. Cover a turd with a “bunch” of stars & it will still stink

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Meh. Not a big deal. All the City of Lincoln, Nebraska needs to do is some “one lane reconfigurations” and set up orange cones in the area. That will buy them enough time to convince people they are actually trying when in fact it’s just all bullshit. Glad I just paid plate renewal fees…

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I’m scared to take Harv to his first “nice” hotel. He’ll figure out the room service dial on the phone & have 3 orders of tater tots & a glass of lemonade with LOTS of ice delivered before I can even get our bedtime playlist going. No one has more to do than a 5yr old at bedtime

I’m scared to take Harv to his first “nice” hotel. He’ll figure out the room service dial on the phone &amp; have 3 orders of tater tots &amp; a glass of lemonade with LOTS of ice delivered before I can even get our bedtime playlist going. No one has more to do than a 5yr old at bedtime
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This was the upstanding citizen of our community who made me call in reinforcements to get our bench cut out from in front of the shop. After asking her 3x to move on, she lunged at me & tried biting my shoulder while barking/growling so hard spit was coming out of her mouth.

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Might get dicey tonight during the slumber. Here is your reminder that 110 degree sun baked dog shit > post severe weather dog shit. If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.

Might get dicey tonight during the slumber. Here is your reminder that 110 degree sun baked dog shit &gt; post severe weather dog shit. If you fail to plan, you plan to fail.