(I remain not even remotely confident. Buuuut...)

The still-playing Aaron Rodgers looks fifteen years older than Tom Brady. Who retired three years ago. And is six years older than Rodgers.

Per that gif, Ive been watching that "America's Team" Netflix docu-series. And...WOW. Forgot George Wendt & Farley came out, in SuperFans character, during our 91 Wild Card game against the Cowboys, to taunt Dallas before the kickoff. (Didn't end well.)

Dumb challenge Ben Johnson. Here's what I don't get about this game: The Vikings are LOADED, save their scared little QB. (Who will eventually be good.) But Caleb's got a lot of completions/very little endzones. We're not exactly looking GREAT.

Fuck. See my previous, pre-game statement. (Not confident.)

This is when Chicago misses Devin Hester.

Un-fucking-believable.

I'm assuming the @cubs (who I could care less about) will still make the playoffs. But even with that still on the board? You could make a very valid argument that this has been the worst era in Chicago sports history. Which is REALLY saying something.

I am late to the game on everything. But the “America’s Team” Netflix docuseries on the Cowboys is tremendous. That said? I’m on episode 3. If they edit out the Dallas “White House” chapter, & all the cocaine/whores therein? I’m writing a strongly worded letter to the director.

Only Murders In The Building is slightly hit or miss this season. But Steve Martin at an open casket funeral is the funniest thing they’ve ever filmed. (He’s still got it.)