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Got too excited talking about dinosaurs and pulled out my back goddamnit

You what would be a great incentive to vote? If after you cast your ballot, political parties weren't allowed to text you anymore.

OMG I forgot it was Halloween! Thank goodness I always keep a backup costume in my office.

I will instantly respect you if when stumped you simply say "I don't know- let's look it up!"

Good morning to everyone who has been up since 4am

This is a political statement

Honestly the best thing I've seen all week

Mirasol and Maria Dickens!!!!

Scientific breakthroughs we might not have had without NSF funding: The Internet Smartphones DNA analysis MRIs Doppler radar Bar codes And this is just the tiniest tip of the iceburg.

Fellow science teachers- Please explain to your students the importance of government funding for research in this country. Our next generation of researchers need to know what is at stake. It will have HUGE implications for their future.

Got mad. Wrote an article. chronicle.com/article/the-ri…

It's super scary to wait for reviews on an upcoming book. Thank you to Publisher's Weekly for the confidence boost! publishersweekly.com/9781541605213

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Bonobos aren't actually very peaceful it's just that the females gang up on any aggressive male and take him down to maintain a matriarchy. Just sayin.

WHEN WERE YOU GONNA TELL ME PANGOLINS WALK AROUND LIKE A LITTLE T. REX

If this administration thinks diversity, equity, and inclusion have made U.S. citizens distrust science...just wait until they see what uniformity, inequity, and exclusion are going to do for trust

AHHH I GOT THE ADVANCED COPIES OF MY BOOK! I CANT WAIT TO SHARE IT WITH YOU!!

Thanks Apple Books!

I’m so excited that Apple Books chose The Salmon Cannon and the Levitating Frog as a June #MustListen! Check out the audiobook here: apple.co/mustlistens