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Just bought Virgin Money travel insurance - I cannot access my documents - online chat and phone say closed for the holidays. WTF.

It’s time to confront a hard truth: Brexit isn’t working. It’s had a detrimental effect in our capital and across our country. We need a shift from the extreme, hard Brexit the Tories have imposed. bbc.com/news/uk-politi…

According to some surveys the expectation that they should be thin is learned by girls as young as six. The tragedy is that there is no escape

Last chance to apply for the #RASummer Exhibition 2023 📆 There are just a few places left and work must be submitted by 14 February: roy.ac/vq4ao6 Co-ordinated by David Remfry RA, this year's Exhibition will explore the theme Only Connect.

#ElonMusk is now running Twitter from his kitchen table on an old Macbook 💻

In the last couple of weeks I've learned from the police / media if I want to avoid going missing or being murdered I need to: Not be too ambitious or high-achieving. Not earn more than my partner (too late) Not go to a park. Not to drink alcohol. Not to go through menopause.

Anyone left out there actually working in a job? So many offers from crypto kings and spell makers I'm considering chucking in the towel and handing over all my cash. Convince me otherwise.

WA Police Force is offering an incredible opportunity to UK and Ireland police officers to move here to work in one of the most incredible places on earth. More to come from this announcement today.

"We gave up power".

🍞 Dropped my toast twice this morning in quick succession. Landed marmalade side up each time - what are the odds?

Am in the quiet carriage and the woman behind me has morphed into Dom Joly's shouting PhoneMan. The entire carriage knows all about her fertility and how much she despises her husband. What should a fellow passenger do GWR

An honour to attend the #Coronation as Lord Chancellor today. Here with the Attorney General's Office in Westminster Hall

Even rock royalty knows that there is no better way to travel to Glastonbury than by train! 🤘 You never know who is going to churn up on board our trains! #FooFighters #Glastonbury23 #TheChurnups

Hey @LidlGB - not cute 🍌- told to rejoin the queue having self serviced to check out - if I wanted to swap my bag of bananas for one that wasnn't. Invaded by rotten banana!

💙@Siobhan_Baillie Conservatives

By refusing to take the difficult decisions needed, Rachel Reeves will do what she planned all along like every Labour Chancellor in history - raise your taxes.

Dear Sainsbury's Nobody actually has a £1 coin in their pocket for a supermarket trolley. Off to your competition I go. #lostbusiness