We have traded outfielder Adolis García to the Texas Rangers for cash considerations.

everyone else thinks that was such a great roughing the passer call. well, not me

Hey Baylor Athletics can we do this too? I want to beat Texas at more sports.

Getting ready for the trick-or-treaters and I’m worried I won’t have enough Fentanyl for everyone.

“Don’t worry, Arch is coming to save us next year”

Disappointed Trick-Or-Treater Was Really Hoping To Get At Least One Pack Of Fentanyl bit.ly/3TT0UOC

This is your periodic reminder that their license plates say “Oklahoma is OK” because they don’t know how to spell “mediocre.” #SicEm #ReadyForOU

keep the politics out of football!! they cry, then the super bowl begins with what’s basically a military recruitment ad

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/3xkqnXp

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens bit.ly/49c79oE

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[Guy who has only ever seen "The Last Supper" by Leonardo da Vinci seeing a second scene with a table] getting a lot of "Last Supper" vibes from this...

A Harris-Walz ticket would be a disaster for proper usage of apostrophes in this country.

i hate to say it but im beginning to have my doubts that hes going to get us to mars

This is happening across the country. Democrats are doing nothing to stop it because this is what the liberals want. 😡

I think GameDay underestimated the desire everyone in Berkeley has to meet at a designated place with signs and yell about stuff.

We know the toothbrush was invented in Oklahoma because anywhere else it would have been called a teethbrush. #sicembears