There needs to be a better name for the “guy who works out 5-6x per week but won’t say no to 20 beers and 3 hot dogs” build

They’re gonna fucking do it

they actually took the whole orderbook on some of these coins Atom went from $4 to $0.001. it went to LITERALLY 0. insane.

Some of the craziest bottoms: - TON: $0.55 - XRP: $1.25 - LDO: $0.25 - AVAX: $8.40 - LINK: $8.00 - DOGE: $0.09 - ADA: $0.28 - XLM: $0.16 - AAVE: $81 - TAO: $120 - ONDO: $0.24 - WLD: $0.26 - ICP: $1.80 - ARB: $0.10 - TRUMP: $1.50 - INJ: $2.73 - AERO: $0.28 - TIA: $0.23 - EIGEN:

“literally me” moment

We’re going to find every trader still surviving after 2022-2024, introduce them to leverage via shitty perp dexes with no KYC/guardrails, and then immediately liquidate them with -70% 1hr cascades on every altcoin

IN: PRO HOUSING (YIMBY) OUT: PRO HOMELESSNESS (NIMBY)

>conservative traders >fartcoin on 2x leverage ???

crypto traders 1 day after losing 80% of their net worth

This is how I feel opening Proprietary Software around my open source friends

how it feels to be 25 and not a decamillionaire

My worldview is based on 5 very obscure books, none of which I've read.

Accidentally said "hard" instead of "non-trivial" and they kicked me out of SF

this is my quant

>be me >landlord in LA >rent house in the hills to 25yo CFO of a “real estate company” >arrives in lime-green Bentley w/ influencer "gf" + emotional support micro-poodle >stops paying rent >emails me a PDF from the county website saying “COVID-related income loss” >nothing I can

shit is about to get so fucked up

Turns out that you have most of your remaining career to accumulate enough capital to avoid the permanent underclass