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#IlDouche is the world's worst spokesmodel.

Not all of it unfortunately.

Clearly what he thinks one is meant to do under those circumstances was to walk up behind him and proceed to dry one's hands on his trouser legs. It would be considerably quieter.

Pro-tip. Take the clove of garlic and lightly smash with the blade of a chef's knife or cleaver. The skin comes right off. Some people say that makes the garlic taste bitter but I've never found that to be so.

In his case the #EWord would look a lot like this (except smaller and less amusing).

Humanity is an #EvolutionaryDeadEnd.

I think the sky is saying that #IlDouche's gay, not that there is anything wrong with that to normal people; more that a few of his rabid #MAGATeers might be uncomfortable with it though.

Where's the "this is America goddamn it, we speak English here" crowd when you fucking need them?

One needs to remember that this is the guy who once uttered words to the effect of 'who knew healthcare would be this hard'.

This is not a win and it should not be celebrated. This is the exact opposite of a 'level playing field on tax'. This allows a small number of insanely profitable US multinationals to avoid contributing to society thereby placing a greater burden on those least able to pay.

Revolting, unhealthy, and much harder than just making a sandwich but yeah OK. By the way was that ketchup first? That is an abomination unto the lord.

I think he's talking about the collapsible, probabilistic wave function from quantum mechanics where there are indeed 5 states where there is an infinitesimally small but non-zero probability that the price of petrol is $1.99.

Perhaps #FuckFArage should look for new job. He has a full time job but there is little evidence of him actually performing the functions thereof, including visiting his constituency. He collects the salary though along with hundred of thousands of additional pounds from grift.

#IlDouche is nothing if not an equal opportunity liar.

It's actually East Sussex but what does that matter when there are clouds and contrails over Britain!

Brain. Mush.

This one for starters.

He's so nearly right (which is as close as he'll ever get). The truth is that no reasonable human mind, European or not, could comprehend this behaviour, outside of a #Cult of course. Oh wait.

This 27 year old woman lies will greater fluency than any similarly aged people I have ever known in my life, with the possible exception of a couple of sociopathic pussy hounds I knew in my 20s. I think we would refer to the, justifiably, as sexual predators these days.

He couldn't stomach the pay cut!