I used to do this with an Aussie accent

I'm kind of obsessed with donkey hoof trimming videos. But I'm starting to suspect there are only 7 or 8 actual videos and I'm watching the same ones over and over and over

I unblocked our bathroom sink with a plunger and now I feel like this...

When someone combines the 'toy cactus making babies cry' and the 'put the cheese slice on the babies head to stop them crying' videos then that's a whole lotta viral goin' on

Thanks London! The 100 Club

Cheers for a great night you Newcastle nutters!!

I've just had an idea for a harrowing film like Threads but instead of a nuclear disaster destroying society it's alien invasion. No Will Smith led victory.. just unending misery.. have a great Sunday everyone!

Planning my new career as a DJ...

Replaced a machine head on my acoustic bass today and didn't make a total pigs ear of it. Had to refill the old screw hole as it had become loose. Filled it with cocktail stick and wood glue.. it actually worked!! I'm classically bad at stuff like this but the bass is back!

Last night in Leeds was amazing! Cheers Nath Brudenell

Cheers Preston!! Great to be back in Lancashire!

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How have I only just discovered the fact that comedians have albums on Spotify!???

This guy is going to be kicking off all over Christmas...

My first woosh order with Tesco and Uber and it goes tits up.. cheers!!!

Right, balls to it.. the Christmas chocolates are getting opened!

I'd like to introduce everyone to my new confectionery product. Recycling important bodily waste nutrients and that fresh minty taste...

Merry Christmas!!

I had a dream I played the theme to Close Encounters of the Third Kind on the piano. I played D, E, C, C octave down and G. Came down and played those notes and they were exactly right. Mad

Great... let's do a dodo next