It turns out that the real Biden Crime Family was the Biden Crime Family we met along the way.

Stop sending me these

Saquon Barkley was asked what his favorite play of the season was. "I wanna say the snow touchdown against the Rams. But then I forget I jumped over someone backwards." #Eagles

Finding out Vaush was funded by USAID shouldn’t have been a surprise to anyone.

I want Cooper DeJean's first career INT to be against Pat Mahomes in the Super Bowl more than almost anything else in the world at the moment

Imagine being the 17 year old high school girl that has to calm down drake over text

Kansas City game planned for two straight weeks to stop Saquon and ignored everything else

It's really cool that Tom Brady got to be there for the Eagles' two Super Bowl wins! He might be a good luck charm. Have a great night!

Saquon Barkley saw the Eagles ball boy in the crowd and pulled him over the fence to join them in the parade. Every time you think he can’t be any better, he shows you he can.

#Eagles twitter since winning Super Bowl LIX

little brother ruining everyone’s night in the family gc

shortening cilantro to “slonch”

This might be the best SNL skit in the last 20 years

WHATS WITH THESE HOMIES SHOOTING MY GIRL

isnt this essentially just a woke “lived experience” argument? you don’t have to go see something in person to have an opinion on it. for example, ive never had gay sex. that doesn’t mean I cant visualize it, think about it constantly etc

Terence McKenna, good lord

My entire life they only thing I knew my dad liked was bikes (raced in the Tour de France, owned a bike store) and Pee Wee Herman. I finally watched Pee Wee’s Big Adventure because I wanted to know what my dad’s sense of humor was like. It’s about a fucking bike.

“Give Me Liberty, or Give me Death” -Jack Sparrow

Somebody put Goodfellas audio over Skeletor and Trap Jaw and it's so perfect lol