I know someone who paid the cartel to smuggle their BF to the US and now he's a Canadian citizen with a Social Insurance Number 🤣 but if I leave for 6 months I lose my health care lmao #canadaisbroken

This MF Mayor Cam Guthrie more concerned with blenders and bicycles than he his the actual safety & well being of the people in his city #removecamguthrie

🤣 Netflix 9.2B in revenue but can't handle too many people watching 🤣 if we can't figure out streaming with 9 Billion Dollars lets just bring back Blockbuster and cheap cable #NetflixFight

PROBABLY A NETFLIX CEO- " the content must contain 100s of poorly English dubbed movies , no more password sharing , Let them use less devices , increase the price then put that little buffering thing up so they can't watch shit " #NetflixFight

Society really made a girl who says she spits on Dick famous just so she could steal money from hard working people 🤣🤣🤣

1st Nurse can't do an IV needed to call for help , then anesthesiologist can't do epidural...Guelph General Hospital seems to hire the the absolute best. Our health care system gets worse every day not to mention the dirty blanket and pillow in triage 🤮

A map of countries that wouldn't allow Canada to become a state.

#KashPatel in his 1st opportunity to gain trust of not only American people from both sides but the entire world. Came up short and released redacted and already known information about Epstien. His only hope now is to make that bird Gislane sing.

I did a thing !!!! I hope you enjoy it Gentle Parenting ABC's a.co/d/5VMasDJ #gentleparenting #NewBook #Amazon #kindle #laugh #jokes #parody

When Adam Sandler makes a movie about this book maybe my wife will finally love me 🤣 Gentle Parenting ABC's a.co/d/5VMasDJ

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All I want to see in the NBA next year is Trae Young go to the Spurs, beat Dallas round 2 , beat Luka in the Western Finals and end the season with the Knicks losing with home court advantage to Trae and the Spurs. If the NBA is scripted that has to be the next script.

Just mailed Adam Sandler what I think is the best movie idea of the year along with my book Gentle Parenting ABC's! 🤞🏾 #DreamBig

Lmao Carney said the resources need to stay in the ground and air travel needs to become more expensive and Doug Ford thinks asking for pipelines and airports is going to work 🤦🏾 either Carney lied to get votes or Ford asking for something he knows he will never get.

Well Adam Sandler and Happy Madison denied my book and Movie Synopsis without even looking at it , just got the return postage! Guess we're going to have to try and get someone else to make this movie Seth Rogen let's talk !!!!!!!

GENTLE PARENTING ABC'S!!! THE BOOK ALL PARENTS NEED ! #canada #Canadian #author #newbook #Kindle #funny #humor a.co/d/d32qQWU

#KevinFranke has to be the least intelligent person on planet earth

How do the Toronto Raptors draft someone that doesn't even want to be here ? Man gets drafted shakes his head and says "fuck" ... get this dutty yute out of the city he ungrateful.

I will buy a tesla the day Elon Musk develops a better diabetes sensor than Dexcom or Libre .. the amount of skin reactions these kids have to deal with is insane, the instability of these apps aren't sustainable. There has to be a better way