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BonkDaCarnivore

@bonkdacarnivore

Retired VC; sardonic humorist. SAR. USCG. Pilot. Most of X is retarded. I have more hit points than you can possibly imagine.

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calendar_today01-04-2010 05:09:17

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$12.70 Is 79% good enough for you? It should be. Were I a wise investor, I would go down to runners here, calculate my profits on this trade, then take 20% of those profits and BUY $GOOGL SHARES. Congratulations, you now own $GOOGL forever for FREE. Also, I'm unwinding some

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Shannon is right. LA is a HUGE metro area, and if you think LA is in crisis because of this...you've never been there. There's like a 5-10 block radius where this shit is happening. The vast majority of Angelinos have no idea what's going on there. They woke up this morning,

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Just to rile up the wannabes desperate for engagement so they can sell you shitty services that I'm happy to starve out, a quiet promotion that Emperador Maximiliano 🍀 is likely worth a follow. Now, unlike JP, Bishop and Quinn, I haven't really interacted much with Emp. Maybe 1 5

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Steve Jobs would fire this entire team. Seriously. This is the DUMBEST WWDC reveal I can recall, and the VR headset was prettty bad. I read from a person on the team that was working on this that their goal was to make the liquid glass feel like a flexible material that can

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The thing most people who have never lived in LA don't get is that, unlike almost every other major city in the country, NOBODY GOES DOWNTOWN. Downtown LA is about the quietest part of the entire metro. There's no activity there, it's boring as shit. All this is taking place

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So this grifter made a couple of mistakes here. For backstory, this is in relation to Trump claiming he called Gavin Newsom yesterday - a claim Newsom refutes. Roberts posted this "log" as proof. Now for the problems. Yesterday was June 9th. These calls are from June 7th.

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Guys, lay off Peter Schiff. How is it none of you have stopped to consider that there's no way he was being serious, because in order to be true it would require believing that 4'2" Peter Schiff got laid in college.

Guys, lay off Peter Schiff.  How is it none of you have stopped to consider that there's no way he was being serious, because in order to be true it would require believing that 4'2" Peter Schiff got laid in college.
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but anybody who claims that they were a VC or C-Suite executive who needs 11,000 words to not make a point...isn't, because nobody in that realm takes that long to get to a point. They're the wannabe-quant analysts on the 3rd floor who writes

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Again, all for the arrest going on the background, but this statement is supid. Unless Insurrection Act is declared, the National Guard and the deployed Marines are just there for show - they can't DO anything unless they or Federal property is attacked. So this picture is