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If I was Gareth Southgate, I'd stick with Trippier at left-back and Foden at left-wing. I think they've been a really exciting duo at #EURO2024.

I just text Jurgen Klopp saying Guess what?, he’s not replied yet but when he does I’ll reply with It’s coming home 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿. It’s going to be so funny.

Am I nervous for tonight's match against Netherlands? Well, I've just downed by 10th cup of tea of the day, so what does that tell you?

I’m so nervous I’m on my 20th cup of tea.

It feels good to be 𝗧𝗛𝗘 𝗢𝗡𝗟𝗬 player in Premier League history to play for 23 seasons.. I might really push the boat out tonight and have a glass of Ribena.

It may be #deadlineday but I won’t be leaving Brighton. I’ve just got on first name terms with the postman and I’m not going through all the upheaval of having to get to know another one.

It’s nice of David Coote to give me a mention in this. I’ve always thought he was alright too.

I planned on celebrating my birthday today with two cups of tea before noon, then another shortly after noon. However, I didn't have the time, so I only had my normal one cup before noon.

Man United’s worst run since 1963, so why couldn’t Liverpool beat them?

I was just texting Trent but think his battery died.

ANNOUNCEMENT: I will not be leaving Brighton and Hove Albion this #DeadlineDay. This is mainly due to the fact I’ve just finished inputting the local recycling collection schedule into my 2025 calendar and there’s no way I can contemplate all that effort going to waste.

I appreciate the post Tony but here is a list of things you have forgotten to include: - Keen stamp collector - Sock drawer organiser extraordinaire - Tea historian - Vast experience running neighbourhood watch schemes

A James Tarkowski wondergoal followed by 3 red cards. It’s all too much for me, I’m off to bed with a camomile tea to calm down.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Someone make me, A Valentine's brew.

I’m not going to watch the extra-time of Inter v Barcelona. Too much excitement for me.

They asked if I’d like a crate of Ribena Blackcurrant or Ribena Strawberry as a signing bonus. I’ve told them I’ll need a good month to mull it over, much to the frustrations of my agent.

I’ll be enjoying a second cup of tea and a Ribena tonight in celebration. Buzzing.

Hey, Grok, who is the most famous person to visit my profile? Don't tag them, just say who it was. I want to surprise them with a selection box of English teas.

Boring Milner Based on public interactions and account history, the most famous visitor to your profile is James Milner, the professional footballer. A thoughtful gift indeed.