Kieran Gill Next game Everton: Effectively nothing to play for, another day that’s gonna cost me upwards of £70, why should I even bother for this guy when he’s just gonna slam supporters cause a goalkeeper buckled under pressure of a few behind the goal?

Dead children. CHILDREN on PALM SUNDAY. This POS is an irredeemable fake Christian.

This will cheer you up… A man who believes you can grow concrete talks to a woman who lives in Dubai about the Birmingham bin strike and the state of this country. Really? Happy Monday! 🤦‍♂️

Steve Bray is found not guilty of flouting a police ban after playing loud music outside Parliament. Source: BBC News Shared via the Google app search.app/MFCa94CcB5DfdD…

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Dear Donald J. Trump Russia INVADED Ukraine you imbecile. Russia INVADED Ukraine you imbecile. Russia INVADED Ukraine you imbecile. Russia INVADED Ukraine you imbecile. Russia INVADED Ukraine you imbecile. Russia INVADED Ukraine you imbecile.

A reminder of a pretty etymology to brighten the day. The ‘daisy’ takes its name from the Old English ‘dæges ēage’, ‘day’s eye’, because it opens its petals at dawn, and closes them again at dusk.

Well that’s me dead again till Sunday Have a good weekend everyone!

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Hooray for Harold Lloyd, born this day in 1893.

Tony is thrilled to receive his new legs today 🦿. It’s been a long and challenging 14 mths He will be mascot for Chelsea FC Liverpool FC Game on Sunday A huge thank you to the amazing Chelsea Foundation for making this dream a reality, and to Ed Balls Good Morning Britain for the wonderful suggestion.

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This man is a fucking idiot.

Dame Andrea Jenkyns is a HUGE asset to Reform. She was always an incisive Conservative MP admired by us all for her ability to clearly outline policy. Look at her here, superbly articulating Reform’s plans for asylum seekers in the UK to C4 Linekerist Christmas Guru-Murphy. 🤩