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⚾ Why did the baseball player get arrested? Because he stole second base! 🧢😂 Happy Sunday! 💜

⚾ Why was the baseball stadium so hot? Because all the fans left! 🧢🔥 Happy Monday! 💙 And hello September ❤️

🏀 Why can’t basketball players go on vacation? They’d get called for traveling! ✈️🏀 Happy Tuesday! 💚

🏈 Why don’t football players get hot? Because they have so many fans! 🏟️💨 Happy Wednesday! 💛

🥎 Why are baseball games always a hit? Because they knock it out of the park! ⚾💥 Happy Thursday! 💖 #throwback #tbt #thursday

🎾 Why is tennis such a noisy sport? Because every player raises a racquet! 🎾😂 Happy Friday! 💜 TGIF

⚽ Why did the soccer player bring string to the game? So he could tie the score! ⚽🎀 Happy Friday! ❤️

Why do bowlers make terrible comedians? Because they always strike out! 🎳😂❌ Happy Sunday!

Why was the baseball player such a bad musician? 🎵⚾ He only knew one pitch! 🎶 Happy Monday 💕

What’s a basketball player’s favorite place to eat? 🥞 Dunkin’ Donuts! 🍩 Happy Tuesday! 🤣💕

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What do you call a sleeping bull? 🐂💤 A bulldozer! 🚜🤣 Happy Thursday! 😊❤️ 🎥 Wineville is streaming FREE on Tubi! Watch now & don’t forget to leave an IMDb review 💬 Link in bio.

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