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we should add three more books to the bible so that there are 69

It’s “impossible” for our culture to grapple calling Elliot Page by his preferred name and pronouns but we called a man “Meatloaf” for his entire life.

This was supposed to be a private video. I’m so embarrassed

Parents, please make sure your kids don't delve too greedily or too deep this Halloween. I just found a Balrog, servant of Morgoth, in my son's candy bar.

I'd really appreciate it if anyone could please just let my teachers know that chugging a beer has in fact been great for my career.

please start cutting up your grandparents licenses i can’t take this anymore

It's time for us to move to a 32-hour work week with no loss in pay. Technology and worker productivity has exploded in recent years. That transformation should benefit all, not just the few. It should create more time for friends, for family, for rest, and for relaxation.

conservative logic is weird, if you’re a groomer why would you go through all the work it takes to live as a trans person in a transphobic society when you can just become a priest and the most gullible adults on earth will just hand you their children on a silver platter

smoking in hell

you should basically never start working until at least 10:30am. you should also start wrapping things up for the day around 3pm. and we musn't forget about the traditional hour lunch.

Really just looking for those good vibes rn. Never has life seemed so uphill and pointless as it does now.

opened a pop tart and there was 3 in there. Started to celebrate but then remembered how bad everything is. Now I’m just sort of driving around

person born between 1990-99: i am depressed person born after 2000: i did 9/11

When you're told "You know what you did!" but you really have no idea

It’s suicide awareness month and as someone who attempted this year and who has struggled with severe lows, I’m here to say that life can always surprise you. Sometimes you have to give yourself a reason to keep going. Go outside. Find something beautiful. Keep going.

It takes a lot of courage to be this vulnerable. @hasanabi that was really admirable dude. Thanks for all you're doing.

I love going online and lying

Fear is the mind killer x.com/Yoda4ever/stat…

Somewhere there is a drama school student who doesn’t yet know his breakout role will be playing an enormous man-sandworm hybrid whose eugenic plans for humanity cost trillions of lives across his thousand year reign, alongside his co star Jason Momoa.