My God. That's worse than Josh Gondelman

"And then it generates an audience that doesn't want actual people acting in things written by other actual people. Because, you know, the alternative feels like watching a video game you're not playing"

This lineup is bonkers. I would go watch it even if I wasn't on it

June 12th at Permanent Records LA ~with~ Matt Braunger i can be your long lost pal Andy Iwancio Emily Maya Mills Frankie Quinones Nina Tarr See you there! Advance tix for this week and future shows: cleftclips.ticketsauce.com Poster by kath & Isaac Benavidez

🚨JUST ANNOUNCED🚨 Matt Braunger is heading back to The Vault from Dec 5-7! Matt Braunger 🔒Lock in your tickets: comedyvaultbatavia.com/events/95919 #comedyvault #comedy #mattbraunger #standup #chicagoland #batavia

The part where Elliot finds ET in the bushes and he shrieks made me have nightmares for a solid year about ETs breaking into my house to kill me

Just in: The rodeo bull that jumped the fence in Sisters, Oregon is named "Party Bus" theguardian.com/us-news/articl…

heyLA The Comedy Store 7:30pm tonight Matt Braunger Annie Lederman Jeremiah Watkins 8pm Sam Tripoli Felipe Esparza Whitney Cummings 9pm Eleanor J. Kerrigan Ian Edwards #JayLarson & more 8pm Largo at the Coronet Kumail Nanjiani

Going to therapy in 45 minutes ama

Literally was talking to my therapist today about how deadlines are helpful and here is a fantastic example

"Time to up your social media presence bro"

Brand new set on Punchup Live rn, with added dates: punchup.live/mattbraunger

Song is so smooth I did not see that coming

ARCHIE BUNKER!!

Hey, for whoever (whomever?) still follows me on here, I was hacked a month ago and I finally got my account back. Sorry for all the BS they may have posted (I’m guessing crypto?). Anyway, hello again

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Just gonna leave this here. In Bend, Oregon mycentraloregon.com/event/matt-bra…