Nobody: Toddlers when Baby Shark comes on:

If sam and I had recorded ourselves when we were younger and did all of our dumb stuff it would’ve been over for you hoes by now.

my toxic trait is that if anyone says I won’t do something, I will, in fact, do it.

I finished my last class for my undergrad yesterday! Ya girl got her associates of science in Pre pharmacy!✅ Next stop pharmacy school! 🤠

If I don’t get a guy dedicated to loving me the way Kelsey does then I don’t want it.

I need someone to come break my heart so I can lose some weight! Any takers?🤔

Am I considered an adult if I checked my work email on the beach this morning?🙃

Someone said “wrud” to me and I thought they just misspelled word but it was supposed to mean “what are you doing”. How did I get out of the loop of not know what these hip acronyms mean?😅

When somebody asks me about my past relationships..

How is my baby cousin old enough to be playing varsity football!🥺

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Honestly it’s pretty rude of my roommates to go home to see their boyfriends, just to leave me here by myself with only my separation anxiety to keep me company! Lily Quitno cabriah hillman

Drove all the way across town for dunkin. I better chill before I end up with finger tats and liking girls! sam

Preston Brady Ryan Silverfield Memphis Football HOTY Chris Vernon Guess you forgot about the guy that snaps the ball for hold? Also, if I’m not mistaken, you’ve only been the starting long snapper for 1 season?? How did that happen anyway?🤔

Super bowl LV MVP

3 C’s of finals week: 1. Cramming 2. Crying 3. Coffee

.Treysen Neal • SR • Lake St. Louis, MO #GoTigersGo

Tomorrow will be a special day for an outstanding group of seniors! #GoTigersGo