Oooo I have 497 Twitter followers I’m like a celebrity but on a smaller scale 😂

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Hey @NyxCosmetics why is it that whenever I find a product of yours I really like, It runs out and I go to buy more and it’s discontinued? Every freaking time! I’m all for adding more to your range but stop taking stuff away!!!!

How can it be ‘one-day delivery’ when it takes 2 days? Amazon

Oh well that was painful to watch

Best twitter thread of all time. Bar none. Bravo!

Might start actually using twitter for other things than tweeting businesses that piss me off 😂 how’s everyone doing! Has anyone’s dick fell off from all the lockdown wanking yet? #lockdownwanking make that trend 😂

What’s wrong with Jaida Essence Yee-Hall Yall!!!! s eyes? 😂😂😂😂😂

THIS SATURDAY LIVE IN BIRMINGHAM! The fab-u-lous Brenda LaBeau will taking centre stage with not one, but two live shows at Eden Birmingham in Brum's Gay Village! 🏳️‍🌈 For more info and to book a table visit: theedenbar.co.uk

Boris Johnson should resign. Rt if you agree.

How on earth do the tories keep calling Keir Starmer ‘captain hindsight’ when literally this is Boris Johnson #blowsmymind #fucktories #fuckboris #bojotheclown

There we go

Why is Joe Lycett wearing a wig in this ‘Look After My Bills’ ad on Facebook 😂😂😂

THIS WEEK AT THE VILLAGE 🌈 TONIGHT - sing into Dahliah Rivers all new Karaoke Box from 9pm TOMORROW - Pork Elizabeth Pie presents her first guest artist, the lovely Miss Penny SATURDAY - the very first appearance at the Village of Brenda LaBeau

Third part of the trilogy: Everybody Hates Jamie after he goes on a night out in Liverpool and starts telling Shania Pain how to do drag 👀

Oi Merseyflow How am I meant to pay a fine… when your stupid website won’t allow letters, in the reg no box. Your bridge is in Runcorn, in England and in England, reg numbers have letters in them. Sort your shit out and I might pay the fine. Or you can cancel it. Ta

There you go Liverpool Echo I fixed your headline for you

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.M&S drink Aldi wine pass it on