I remember watching my grandmother duct tape her remote to a Sears catalog (which was hundreds of pages) about 30 years ago. She done had it with her bajillion grandchildren constantly misplacing the remote. I wish I had a photo because it was legendary.

These leggings are lit. #BrendasGotJokes #ImSoSorry

My first day with a new company (remote position), and, of course, we have no home internet until this afternoon at the earliest. 🤦‍♀️

Bummer news: Andrew Cohen and I canceled our international holiday travel plans. 😕 Happier news: I started a communications role at Amazon Web Services. I haven’t been the “new kid” in ages, and it’s overwhelming, but it’s the best kind of overwhelming. Yay me.

A Christmas Eve household viewing tradition continues… 🔔 #ClaymationChristmas

IYKYK 🇮🇸 #gleðilegjól

Cameo, which I rarely find at the store anymore. 😒

“Axel F” by Harold Faltermeyer. Period. End of story.

Then you move away, start dating, and your non-Midwestern now-husband is horrified at your pronunciations, marking the first time in your life you truly noticed you shouldn’t be trusted to say French words. Andrew Cohen

It’s March, so consider this my #OneShiningMoment

This muralist seems to be taking free agency pretty hard.

Crackers don’t belong in chili. It’s weird. And so are bread bowls.

Can confirm

#Copenhagen randomness

This birdlet is interested in our potato wedges. So are we. Sorry, little lady. #OutdoorDining #NoFriesForYou

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