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I thought your big budget came from your greenhouses Ben? Clearly not #CobridgeCorner #RentBoy #Woof

Golden and Big Ben are my biggest fans. So much so they want to combine with Phoenix Nights FC for 23/24 season as a final attempt to win some trophies. Put your flag away boys, it’s not happening #MoreTeamMergesThanTrophies #BottlejobsFC #KingBrianPotter

GOLDENS AT THE WHEEL😂💥🌙 Canal Tavern 3-1 Crescent #GoldenIn #BigBensGoingBump

Just to reiterate Crescent with ANOTHER loss….Cmon Golden give up son #IsItTheFormation

Well you’ve made Big Brian happy tonight lads #GoldensAtTheWheel

Golden I heard you lost this last night, want it back?? #CrescentDummySpitters

“Stick em up golden, stop blaming me for everything” #ShitHisKegs #HalfTimeWalkOut

Just heard about Crescents result in their replay today. My thoughts are with you all on this tough day as a club, and yes it is as embarrassing as it looks. Anyway, Crescent FC any chance of a match report gents, couldn’t make it today #GoldenMasterclass #ThatsJustEmbrassing

ITS NOT FAIR

Coors Secretary : “Just because we let you have the replay Golden didn’t mean you were definitely going to win…now stop sucking me off and go back to Big Ben” Golden: …. #Corrupt #CoorsGoldenBoy #BottlejobsFC

A bit of promo for Big Bens Big Greenhouses. The 5-1 offer…get that budget flowing for next season, looks like you’ll need it🙈🌙 #WeakDefence #WeakWindows

Anyone got the time??? #5PastCrescent

Don’t forget to tuck each other in tonight after todays loss gentlemen #BrokebackMountain #CrescentSundays #NightNight

It’s a miracle, I can walk again. Don’t blame this old lady for not wanting the crescent job. Although now I’m back on my feet, Crescent FC do you fancy me and Eileen at the back next season? Will cost you though Ben #ShakyDefence #WhoTheFuckAreCrescent #LoveAnOldBird

Sorry for scaring you all with that alarm guys…just needed to send a gentle reminder🌙 #StillShit #EmergencyAlert

Review of the past two seasons…. Milton - 0 Trophies Crescent - 0 Trophies Teams Merged - 2 Teams Folded - 2 No trophies, No Bollocks….Oh and Foley are down. #LongLiveGolden #Masterclass #DogBreath #Embarrassment #BigBenWipesGoldensArse

Also Golden I did tell you eyebrow slits didn’t make you hard… More broken noses this season than trophies in the past two #MauledByTheFoxes #WhatDidTheFoxSay #PopPopBang #SlugAndLettucesFinest

Hang them up Micky lad, I’m just being up front with you mate because you haven’t been this season #HasBin

Guess who’s back, back again, Brian’s back tell ya mum