Michael Porter Jr won’t date anyone who other players have “There was one girl I really liked… She used to talk to a dude in the league and I was like I just can’t do it, because if I’m cooking him and he’s allowed to say thats why I hit your girl.” (h/t Complex Sports)

Aldo fans when it comes down to inserting the size parity gimmick to declare him as an unstoppable beast while ignoring the 10 times he lost in reality

Army vet finally fights someone who isn’t a starving child and is instantly beaten to death, can’t make it up LMAO

SykoStu when he wakes up in the hospital still committed to the storyline

“Dad, let’s go to the zoo!” “Okay son, what animal do you want to see the most?” “Raja Jackson” In that moment, I knew my son wanted to go see the chimps.

Driving home after spending $450 on a date and only got a hug

Lucro 💫 wun #EgorFC Rich In Facts mev 🏀🧸🌹 Watching NBA consistently at 5?

Robot approaches Kawhi to shake his hand and Kawhi starts crossing it over instead😂😂😂😂 (📸 kawhi222)

Gamergate-like moment for pro wrestling fans. They’re going to have confront some inconvenient truths.

Me and my mama after I finally hit the PJ Tucker for 5 3s parlay 🙏🏽

The opposition is so weak Merab is sharing his best moments on Facebook to make him look dangerous 😭💔🥀🥀

Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 Me watching Rusev make shamus tap clean

One single good Eye poke, be penalized with one less point, Shara fights 100% blind. 🙌📈 Deal 🤝

Me in the parking lot after someone spit on Lamar Jackson

we are seeing people disrespected that have never been disrespected before

Lawd they bout to bring out some Muslim in a turban with a long ass beard

Charlie Kirk watching his death replay in hell and seeing it was a white man