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There’s a person out there whose grandfather is Eminem

#WhiteLotus

you don't know my life!!!!

my dentist! and two of my cousins. also kris jenner's boyfriend corey gamble

Close! Thanks anyway

Happy Birthday Johnny LaZebnik Im your fan 💛🏳️‍🌈

Feeling good about having had a baby recently in this country

Reminder that a challenge is being filed in federal court in NJ, where they blocked Mahmoud's deportation while they review the legitimacy of the obscure law being cited by Trump. For now, the ruling gives us clarity on one thing - Mahmoud will miss the birth of his first child.

i'm back on twitter for ONE DAY ONLY to say i wrote tonight's episode of the simpsons

Ok I forgot to start live tweeting #TheSimpsons but now we are watching the most devastating schism in a father and son’s life — via ska

Should a ska band write and record a song called “16 Horns Can’t Be Wrong”? I think so! Get started! #TheSimpsons

Fat Tony is killing Homer! Goodbye forever, icon! #TheSimpsons

Obviously no one wants a band to kill them. LET ALONE A SKA BAND #TheSimpsons