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Seen, loved, supported. Damn!!

I've never measured but I usually do 2 parts sweet baby rays, 1 part open pit, 1/2 part A1 steak sauce, then hot sauce depending on how spicy it should be for the event.

Noah Chapp (Detroit comedy star) proving this tonight.

Harlan Crowe and his buddies to Clarence Thomas. Man, Roy Wood Jr- Ex Jedi is a genius!

Idk if this is an insult, but a casino security guard said I look like a young Mr. T.

When Allstate says you're in good hands, this GIF is what they mean. I'll admit that every one I spoke to was very nice, while telling me all the different ways that my years of on time payments didn't mean anything. Appreciate the reach around. "Insurance" is a joke.

There will be a bunch of squirrel first dates the at include this.

If the earth was flat, billionaires would be dying to get there first.

Why didn't Will Smith have a cell phone to record the shenanigans going on in I, Robot?

If this was the SoL he would've been out for the season and shot two people on the way to the hospital. We going to the ship!!! #Lions

Just spent an hour on the phone with priceline, and they told me I could go f%#$ myself even though they charged me for a room I couldn't check in to because the power was out. Then Chase told me I needed to write them a letter to dispute it like it was 1934. Negative 1 ⭐️ each

My car was stolen Wednesday morning, and I want to thank the Detroit Lions for giving me something to take my mind off of it last night. Great win! "Brand New Lions"

Like the Buffalo Bills of TV

This Friday & Saturday join us laughing our problems away with Ryan Brown Greg Sharp, of all people & Esteban Touma. Ticket 🔗 in bio😉

Being an adult is realizing the bank error in Monopoly should've cost you $200 instead of giving it to you.

Whenever I hear words like patriot or real American, it always auto corrects in my brain to "NO 🥷🏾s!!"

The Udonis Haslem of pans.

Do pro-life people celebrate conception day instead of birthdays?

Never forget that it was Republicans that "canceled" TikTok. Talk about a ❄️

My ex was mad because my son wasn't impressed by all the "free" stuff at an all-inclusive resort in DR. He said, "I'm 9. Everything is free for me." Lesson: Perspective is important. Impressive to you doesn't mean impressive to them.