You got to hand it to them over here

Been CONAD. Special edition Maxibons, cheap ketchup (I love very cheap ketchup), nutella ice cream and today's foreign crisps are rosemary. After all that you need the Brioschi to settle your tum. It's like fizzy refreshers, lemon flavour, makes you do a massive burp.

Sad to see Ray Brooks pass. Proper Fulham man through thick and thin. I used to love Big Deal too.

Weird how the beers come in small little packs here. Twin pack of Morretti

Week one boxed off today. Few more days in the villa and then we meet up with our friends at their place a few miles from here. Fun.

Must admit I didn't see Tommy Boshington pivoting to religion. Tawdry bit of hustle from the big man 😂

Imagine being Tom Skinner though. Getting up at 3am to force down a roast dinner on camera even though nobody cares, then spending ages screenshotting made up conversations that everybody immediately spots as fake. Has to be more to life than this

Last full day at the villa today. Join up with one of my best mates at his place tomorrow til Sunday. Waterpark and beach trips lined up. And booze. And food. Fun.

Hotter in downtown Fetcham than here in Puglia today.

A New York 1988 vibe Manchester

Get in there lads! Listening on Twitter

Hope your dad's Italian lactose free venture works out well

Water park today Oi Oi Oi

The wave pool here has a DJ and a mechanical bull that swings out over the water. All the while bored looking dancing girls shimmy around on stage

At a local public pool. Weird swimming hat rule in play here 😏

Saturday. Best day of the week

Jim Your search history precedes you