Bryon White and the Sharp Objects (@bryonwhyte) 's Twitter Profile
Bryon White and the Sharp Objects

@bryonwhyte

Damn Quail. Solo artist. Hatchet Maestro and Knife Commander. Booking: [email protected] #ritjitsu #RedDirtSuccess #SkinnerIsLaw

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There’s a lot of great music out today. Including a new song from Dan Reeder, who is a true 1 of 1 “Fun Campfire Song” youtu.be/I15_zHmEozk

There’s a lot of great music out today. Including a new song from Dan Reeder, who is a true 1 of 1
“Fun Campfire Song”
youtu.be/I15_zHmEozk
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It’s nice when you get pulled over to “have a conversation” about the length of time your blinker is supposed to stay on whilst passing. Simple math proves you’re a liar and just fishing for anything to try and arrest me. Eat shit you fascist fuck.

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There’s racist assholes and outright fascists in the McCurtain County Sheriff’s Department‽ Well no shit, Sherlock. 50 bucks says NOTHING HAPPENS TO THEM. Remember the hidden camera in the Carter County jail? Same shit, different day, ZERO consequences. Welcome to #Oklahoma

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Tomorrow night (4/30) myself and my sister @misskierston will be playing a set at FW THUNDERBIRD for a benefit for our good buddy John Calvin Abney in #fortworth facebook.com/events/s/jca-d…

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You’re telling me I wasted nearly two hours of my goddamn life watching that “You got served!” movie when all I really had to do to grasp the concept was read this tweet‽ I hereby doff all of Mumford and Sons’ stupid hats to you, sir.

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It’s hilarious that all these dumbasses are saying the guy wrote a song that “resonates with most people” (using almost that exact phrase in every tweet, which is totally normal) Dudes, a song that resonates with most people would be titled I Want to Eat a Hot Dog at a Bar.

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Oklahoma City people! I’m playing a solo show at a real rad venue at the Farmer’s Market in #OKC on Wednesday Oct. 4th! It’s been a bit since I’ve had a gig around these parts so come say hi and enjoy some The Damn Quails songs and some new solo tunes! eventbrite.com/e/bryon-white-…

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I’m playing at the Farmer’s Market in OKC tonight. Opener starts at 7pm, I’ll play around 8pm. Rock and rollerskates.

I’m playing at the Farmer’s Market in OKC tonight. Opener starts at 7pm, I’ll play around 8pm.  Rock and rollerskates.