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Bubbaflaco

@bubbaflaco

I'd identify as a contrarian, if I agreed with the definition.

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calendar_today05-10-2016 00:05:11

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Spiritual warfare? 🙄 Let’s see. Here was the victory of Life, literally held up by a beaming father - one who has hoped for Life, at depth, & here he is. “No!” says Wallace. Imagine he k¡IIs himself. Imagine him dead. (keeping the boy’s pic up) She must replace your esprit🧟‍♀️

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When candor just provides space on my mantle for another failure trophy, but my narcissism insists I go ahead and fail anyway, and reason perseveres at last, I say, “I’m fine.”

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Shuddering my way into acceptance, I find my trusty cat o’nine tails ready to whip me in faster: “Your love of self is so great that I’m surprised you noticed any net deficit 😏” ooooh. Ouch, you sonofabitch 😒

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Fear the magick. The fellowship of choral singing hints at its essence. The unisong embraces, freeing the individual voice from responsibility - drowning the very need for responsibility, & requiring nothing but absolute adherence. A tree doesn’t choose to follow the rules.

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‘Splain yer handle: Coming home late from a little league game, I was pedaling like mad to stay ahead of the mosquito fogging truck. The driver was close enough to read my jersey in his headlights & yelled, “Go, Bubba, Go!” Been flaco, still flaco despite my queso consumption ✊

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I derided dad, a petro futures trader, bc he made nothing. Life w/him made me a news junkie, as Platt’s spot price for sweet light crude was influenced by… everything - 🦋effects explained from the front seat, on the way to school. He made a padded room for his phlegmatic son.

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I’m working on this house like I’m making some extravagant meal where all the dishes must be ready at exactly the same moment. One thing at a time? Boring. 🤪🙈

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Is my personality a reflection of your expectations? If that’s true, what the hell am I doing? 😆 What silly hall of mirrors portal would open up if I had to continually interact with someone like me? 🫥