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I have lived all over the south and I will never leave this place again. It’s truly one of the most special places on the earth. I have never met people that are like this anywhere else.

It’s completely different here man. I don’t know how to explain it. IYKYK

God: I’m gonna make Australia, but worse, literally the everything is trying to kill you Cajuns: well sign us up. We got this. God: there is dinosaurs Cajuns: they are delicious

DEFEATED AT UNO. THE CHILDREN CONSPIRE AGAINST ME

If you were born here. Can speak broken French. Are handy with a .22 and a flatboat.

“Coonass” is a slur if you ain’t from here. Tread carefully. And I ain’t talking about me.

I just don’t wanna see people get beat up. We are a very easy going people.

“Who’s you mama and dem?” “Where you grew up?” Oh baby, you need to eat. Lemme make something real quick. You good? You need anything else? That’s how it goes down here

And the ladies will in fact whip up the most amazing shit because “you look skinny” You don’t even have to belong to them. They’ll just start cooking and boyo you better make a happy plate

I’m gonna teach these children Spades so that they can run money

Squirrel Matador During college I was in the middle of preseason training for soccer and told my grandma I wasn’t hungry when I went for a visit. “You sick? You look thin! You need to eat! Sit down and I’ll make you somethin.” Competitive eaters couldn’t handle an old Cajun woman’s kitchen.

The white cheddar popcorn is essentially crack “It’s a healthy snack” I have eaten 3 pounds of this in 4 hours

I always thought it was funny when the food shows would come down here

“Y’all eat like this everyday?

So “T” means little. If you grew up in Sola you knew a “T”. I was T Dempsey until. Well. Forever. Because the whole naming convention here is “we gonna just make you a junior, or a third”

Quit taxing my OT and I’m about to have fuck you money

Me looking at the deductions on my check every week:

You could have considered shutting the fuck up. Yet here we are

So like about after 100 hours you are working for free.