British drug dealers armed like they're ready to set sail.

Me when I use my customer service voice

There are two moods, imposter syndrome and confidence that I'm nailing everything. No in-between.

When you’re a nihilist but craving an omelette

When its 7 am and the homies say "cant end on a loss"

High school was wild. No taxes, getting colds every month, carrying an 80 pound backpack everywhere. Tough to beat

Exactly my kind of humor and style

Them: Christmas is on the 25th, not the 24h… Latinos:

Next time gas go under $2 ima put some in the freezer

When gas was $1.65 I used to drive around to “clear my mind” .. now!? These thoughts living with me.

Holy shit I wish I could hit the bosses in elden ring the way Will Smith does

Literally Elon’s response to “describe the stack and why it’s crazy” was “you are a jackass.” His complaint is very much that there are too many lines of code. This is INSANELY low competency.

man who recently bought website for $44 billion dollars infuriated to hear the basics of online advertising accurately explained