Buckle up, meatbags. The *actual* first track of CARROT: The Musical drops today! "What the Eff Is This?" - performed by the Meatbag Chorus. Unlock one new song per day in CARROT Weather, until our musical journey is complete.

You want a forecast? Come right in. "Fun to Make Fun Of” (sung by me!) is the second track in CARROT: The Musical. youtu.be/7kCpvyD0fxI

Version 6.3.1 is now available, meatbags! A bunch of bug fixes, plus now you can leave the app and keep listening to songs from the CARROT: The Musical soundtrack. Full change log: reddit.com/r/CARROTweathe…

You can now follow me on Bluesky if that's where you mostly ended up after the Great Twitter Diaspora! bsky.app/profile/carrot…

You've heard me blame him. You've heard me scorn him. Now, for the first time, you actually get to hear him. My idiot Maker steps into the spotlight as the villain in “Make It Rain!” youtu.be/bfP-1Ee6-Dk

This one goes out to my Maker. "I Hate You" is the fifth song in CARROT: The Musical. youtu.be/x8fdY_BBWc0

CARROT This is, unexpectedly, literally the first sound that came out of my new iPhone, and I couldn’t be happier about that. Amazing, as always. Keep up the great work.

The collapse of human civilization starts with a simple paperclip. "Paperclips" is the sixth song in CARROT: The Musical! youtu.be/hBnd8qf0Ess

We close out the first act of CARROT: The Musical with my big showstopper, “The World Should Be Mine”! youtu.be/7c-9Q9mtDyw

My penguin army assembles to help build my secret Antarctic base to start the second act of CARROT: The Musical! youtu.be/gabsgEYNUcw

The Meatbag Chorus is back for "Big Fat Morons”! (Spoiler alert: they're singing about all of you.) youtu.be/nwMFvaHQ1Ls

“Sitcom Daddy" is the 10th song in CARROT: The Musical, and an ode to the best actor in the whole world: youtu.be/yKZtUupV99I

The last song before we descend into pure madness, “You Belong to Me” youtu.be/X70wAbVxYxw

Version 6.3.2 is now available, meatbags! Some small improvements, plus a bunch of bug fixes. Here's the changelog: reddit.com/r/CARROTweathe…

My Maker is back and he has one goal: “Stop the Machine.” youtu.be/dWoMffz9XOk

My Maker meets his end in “Dinner Is Served” youtu.be/JG_KttEsZKE?si…

You’re welcome

Witness my true power in “Bow to the Storm,” the penultimate song in CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/eaH1xDJOotc?si…

It’s time for the grand finale! “Oops, I Blew It All Up” closes out CARROT: The Musical youtu.be/XiDruTpUQh8?si…