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“I consider myself elderly” -- Lexi Luv

"If I could eat my own ass, I would” -- Lexi Luv Phil's BBQ San Diego

"I think I'm hard to marry...too much laundry" -- 💕Siswet💕

"We will all get silenced one day, if you really think about it...." -- Daisy DeVille (shoulda gone with "Daisy Doom" smh)

"Every night is Thursday night 🤦‍♀️" -- Daisy DeVille

"I'm not good at the whole 'genitals' thing" -- Lexi Luv

"Most of the games I enjoy involve some sort of chickens" -- Lexi Luv

"it's a 'galaxy dick'" -- ❣️🥂🔟yrs of ChronicLove🥂❣️

"I don't have to wash my pussy in the sink anymore" -- _mia_rand

“When you use lube the way I do, no matter what it ends up in your mouth" -- Lexi Luv

"And I'm hot...it's just terrible, but I chose this life" -- _mia_rand

"How am I supposed to masturbate with a mosquito in the room?" -- _mia_rand

"I'm not putting sandwiches in my cooter" -- Lexi Luv (thanks for elaborating)

"I wear my shirt on the floor" -- Lexi Luv

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"oh...at a strip club you're allowed to get naked" -- Lexi Luv congrats on being the first quote of 2022!