Welp, found my favorite baseball player ever.

A cabin in the alpines of Slovenia.

The finished product. 💇‍♂️ This photo belongs in a museum.

Skydiving on the North Shore of Hawaii.

As I’m tickling my girlfriend she says: “stop I’m wearing lulus they are too expensive to pee in” 😂😂😂 #itsthelittlethings

When @HaileyDoll101 takes the top off of her blender bottle and uses it as a lid to our pre-workout container...thankful she didn’t drink all that #feelingit

Colton Boucher 🙌🏽

Me: *walks by Colton Boucher topless* Colton: “Jesus, those things could kill someone.” #periodproblems #DDD

*at sonic* Me: I want a small something good with ice cream. Colton: she’ll have a medium _____ Me: why did you get me a medium? Colton: because you’re on your period and I thought you might want more 😂 #RelationshipGoals

*Bf parks super close to the entrance of a store* Him: Look babe I parked really close for you. Me: You finally figured out my love language.

Boys make false promises. Men honor their commitments. Boys prey on you. Men pray for you. Boys focus on "me." Men sacrifice for "you." Boys tear down. Men raise up. Boys blame others. Men take responsibility. Time to step up and be the men we’re called to be. 1 Cor. 13:11

#GoochToBouch

Get you a man that not only screenshots your booty pics but sends you one back 😂🍑Colton Boucher #goals #booty

My fiancé just told me I look like the subway child molester Jared because my pants are so big. Someone take him off my hands please, he’s free. Colton Boucher

Tough times don’t last, tough people do

This is Colton Boucher

Colton Boucher and I just fought over who gets the leftover Indian food... is this what marriage is like?

Me: *hangry* Colton Boucher “we’re going to get you food I’m not dealing with you being like this all day.” 😂😂😂

Husband* Colton Boucher