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Since y’all from Virginia wanted to be cute at the beach, we made SURE y’all aren’t allowed out till June. Wash yo damn hands and stay inside. Bet y’all ain’t catching any more #COVID19

He Social Dicktancing

CDC UPDATE: We have hired Tekashi 6ix9ine as our head researcher in charge of #COVID19, AKA #coronavirus. With his expertise we expect to have a vaccine in about 6 days.

We weren’t gon get Whole Lotta Red anyway

Here is a creative and safe way to socialize while Social Distancing due to #Covid_19:

Surprised there ain’t a BITCH with a sniper sitting on that scaffolding

Everybody’s like “I wanna go to America life seems like a movie there” Yeah, Outbreak (R, 1995)

he’s ok guys

Thanks to whoever reported my tweets and made me have to take them down, I really hope you got some kind of satisfaction out of it

BREAKING: Joe Biden found motionless in his bed while taking a nap, probably ok

Minneapolis? What about Bigapolis

TIKTOK SHUTTING DOWN THIS IS THE END

BREAKING: TikTok has just been declared a potential carrier of COVID-19 and has subsequently been BANNED across the USA. In other medical news, Vine still ain’t shit

Two of the three presidential front runners were just hacked in a bitcoin scam... but you’d never know that Trump WASN’T hacked just by looking at him TWEETING IN ARABIC

I have decided to give back to my community. All coronavirus vaccines sent to my address below will be sent back doubled. I am only doing a maximum of 50,000,000 vaccines 💉

what the fuck is a monkeypox

Ok guys we’ve figured out a monkeypox cure: stop bagging people you don’t know

Yes. “Dartboard” is a term we are trialing currently for children, along with “Sieve,” “Swiss Cheese,” and “Minefield.”

Oh come on, be a good sport and let it ride x.com/billdubs/statu…

Cars are becoming safer. Bravo to the US Dept of Tactics! That is totally it and nothing else