Looking forward to #bruges trip when the 1s win the league, April 2014 #9percentbeer

Can everyone RT this: follow Clapham Football we're barely a five aside team at the moment!

Where is mbennie going to play talisman @Joffoutlaw this week? 3-1 says midfield, 10-1 say #striker, 25-1 says HT orange cutter

News from old Danes manager: 'I don't know how we're going to deal with Clapham, I've heard Marvin from JLS plays for them' #jlsontour

News from gorilla impersonator #richardkeys, predicts a 4-2 win for #clapham, mbennie 250-1 to put on the boots and get game time

Decent at #football? Can drink more than 5 pints? Join Clapham #coxa #football

Facebook group open, search coxa #football #coxa #justinbieberisatit

Match day!!! Shake off those hangovers gents! 3s and 1s at norbury, expected attendance 23 #coxa

In 2007 heres what The Daily Mail predicted the England side would look like by The World Cup. Youve still time boys

Nightmare - defeat against a distinctly average old Danes team. Waiting for us to come onto #goalsonsunday #sky Sky Sports Football

This week's #moose, Ian 'p-dog' Holland #coxa #clapham

Last weeks match report now online at claphamoldxavarians.co.uk #coxa

What a good chap #cfc also said if im short on sat he'll have a run out as sub for Clapham Football in the 1s.

This is gold bbc.co.uk/sport/0/footba… #coxa #spurs Kyle Walker

Match day. Prediction 3-1 to the 1s. Outlaw Hattrick...(only kidding... It's Halloween, not April fools!) #coxa #bbc #footballfocus

Hopefully yesterday's ref will retire and get a job as a Santa clause #cheated #coxa #robbed

Here's a picture of David Moyes in his playing days. Thanks to Max davies

#goal6 Match of the Day