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Spent the day at the farm transplanting these Neptune Bulb onion seedlings, hoping they’ll be ready in about 3-4 months. Nataka mniombee this project ends in premium blessings - I’ll share na nyinyi a few bulbs once they’re ready ☺️ #UkulimaSioUshamba Wendy Farms - Ukulima Sio Ushamba

A black sunflower in bloom

Hhhmmmm 🤔

This has the hands of Baba Ikinu written all over it. Affordable bloggers are always right.

When walking with short human beings, I take longer strides than usual. I don't know why, but seeing their short little legs work so hard to keep up with me makes me feel so happy 😁

You cannot pray away bad governance, rising debts, abductions, corruption et al. Building a mega church inside Statehouse, whether with our taxes or ostensibly with your ‘own’ money, is preposterous! So, who will be attending the 8,000 capacity church, now that Statehouse is a

Can he be sued for building a church on public property?

A Primary School in Koguta, Migori County…

The promise to get school-going children a machine that makes a million Chapatis a day should be fulfilled first before the 1.2 billion statehouse church is built. It’s bad manners to lie to little kids.

Mlisema ati hakuna feeling tamu kama kushika maziwa Red-handed before imwagike? 😁

Kikuyu Pipes Lord Nai When in Thogoto visit Coffee254 by The Farmercist. They have a great space.

Dann Mchoraji Coffee254 The Farmercist Been there multiple times and they even called me when I had forgotten my Logi MX Master 3S hapo. Nice place. instagram.com/p/C9Zkdf4ICCY/…

There’s an eerie feeling that tonight is the Night of the Long Knives… 😢

Those whom the gods wish to destroy they first make mad ~ William Anderson

When someone says something dumb, like dividing Kenyans along tribal lines and you want to reply to them in Kikuyu politely, we say: “Úcio akírí Úngui mútheri.” Alternatively, you can say “Núgú íno thií úkamíe!” Which means you monkey, go & take a dump. Welcome. 🙏🏾

So tuseme I’m wise because I named my barbershop number 6? Very nice 😊

Yoh! Safaricom Care what do I have to do to get a call back from your agents? 🥹

Ahem Laikipia Ranches. Naweza pata land uko area za Maiyan Resort, Nanyuki, Laikipia County? Acre kama mbili hivi with surrounding thousands of idle/ undeveloped land? Mtu aweke mbuzi 🐐 na tútegwa 🐂 kadhaa free range, place accessible by an all-weather road. Bei ikue ya