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Nope... Pretty much true.

This may have been stolen from Pastor Alex 's personal collection.

I see what they did there (and who they aren't). Still, this is some mighty competition for The Onion 🤣🤣🤣

Did anyone REALLY think that the bromance wouldn't end in a spectacular ball of flames?

Did anyone see that movie from a couple of years ago called Civil War? 🤔

Color me shocked. nbcnews.com/politics/natio…

I can't even....

Trump Claims He Can Overrule Constitution With Executive Order Because Of Little-Known ‘No One Will Stop Me’ Loophole theonion.com/trump-claims-h…

Marines Raise American Flag Outside Cell Phone Store After Defeating Skateboarding Teenagers theonion.com/marines-raise-…

This is pretty funny!

That would require class.

Kristi Noem Appears With Bandage Over Ear Struck By Words

Trump Issues Executive Order Reversing All Vasectomies theonion.com/trump-issues-e…

Some of y'all are missing the point on the Minnesota murderer, Vance Boelter, so I'm going to help you find it: Yes, he happens to be a registered Republican, who murdered people while dressed as a cop, and had many other Democrats on his list of targets to murder. But his

Holy water? Canine dander?

Important point:

Ted Cruz: ‘Vacationing Is How I Grieve’

Pam Bondi: ‘What Is The DOJ Hiding?’ theonion.com/pam-bondi-what…

Took me a moment to pick up my chin...

Inept teenagers seem to be running this account now.