No it isn’t, it’s just a regular ass Monday. Eat a mango if you want, but don’t let Big Mango fool you into this nonsense.

“William, CBS has a new crime show and they feel you’re perfect for it.” “Great, what’s it called?” “Jake and the Fatman.” “I’m not going to be Jake, am I?” “You will, in fact, not be Jake.”

Slay on Brazil trip: “Week 1.. I can’t wait. But man, I do not wanna go to Brazil.. They already told us not to leave the hotel. They told us we can’t do too much, because the crime rate is crazy. I’m like ‘NFL, why would you wanna send us somewhere with a crime rate this

Mekhi Becton in his first-ever start at RG: • 0 pressures allowed • 0 sacks allowed • 0 QB hits allowed • 0 hurries allowed

Last night was the mirror image of the Eagles’ win at KC last season. Chiefs dropped a late TD pass, among other things, & the Eagles won. Wasn’t because the Eagles had “great character,” “didn’t quit,” etc. In Atlanta, they’re building all sorts of hero narratives. Good luck 🙄

“Ah shit, we’re out of shampoo!” “Don’t worry honey! I got The Bottle of Product at the store!” “Thanks babe! How’s your mindspace?” “So fucking open. So fucking open.”

Nelson Agholor has had a legitimately solid NFL career—this is his 10th season in the league, he had a big performance in a Super Bowl win—but unfortunately I cannot hear his name without this man popping into my head

Tyler Steen in relief of Mekhi Becton this season: - 82 pass blocking snaps - 0 QB hits allowed - 0 sacks allowed Stoutland University.

She must complete the 30 minute LinkedIn training video How Not To Leak Israeli Military Plans to Iran before being reinstated as head of the US Department of Not Leaking Israeli Military Plans

Brandon Graham tore his triceps and is out for the year… Rest up BG 💔

As a fan of the game, I’m disappointed. Of course i understand the reason why they’re resting. Doesn’t mean I have to like it or agree. I wanted to see Saquon break that rushing record. I was never ashamed to admit it. #FlyEaglesFly

Wrestlers today are bigger, stronger, and faster and yet I still feel like these guys would more believably kick the shit out of you.

The idea that China will take Taiwan is inevitable Is wrong So is the idea Russia would even try to take on Europe With or without us in NATO And it would be with us for certain

Add just 15,000 seats to Lincoln Financial Field and they can give this a run for its money.

27 years old, looked like he was coming off two straight years of bad crops, couldn’t afford a new tractor, and was worried about his grandson going to Vietnam.

Give the ‘00 Ravens, ‘76 Steelers, ‘13 Seahawks or ‘02 TB a bottom 5 offense and they wouldn’t be in this conversation. 1991 Eagles D was the best ever. #1 rush, pass, yards, Takeaways, sacks.

June 11, 1970 — rough night for Billy Batts.

This Batman Begins scene was filmed in Iceland on the Vatnajökull glacier, one of Europe’s largest. Nolan wanted a truly isolated, dangerous setting with no CGI. He said Wayne’s climb is a physical and spiritual metaphor for overcoming fear and his past.