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Carey Marx

@careymarx

Stand up comedian for sit down audiences. The one and only, according to a compere.

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Have you ever wished to view the world from a completely new perspective? This thread on cool maps is here to blow your mind 1. Population Density in China

Have you ever wished to view the world from a completely new perspective? This thread on cool maps is here to blow your mind

1. Population Density in China
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After our SOLD OUT show last Thursday, don't miss your chance to get festive with friends this week with; ⭐ MC Stephen Grant⭐ Jojo Sutherland ⭐ Kate Lucas⭐ Carey Marx Whatever the size of your group, we've got you. Come to the 5 star comedy club, with live DJ afterparty!

After our SOLD OUT show last Thursday, don't miss your chance to get festive with friends this week with;

⭐ MC Stephen Grant⭐ Jojo Sutherland
⭐ Kate Lucas⭐ Carey Marx

Whatever the size of your group, we've got you.
Come to the 5 star comedy club, with live DJ afterparty!
Haviv Rettig Gur (@havivrettiggur) 's Twitter Profile Photo

Uniformed Hamas gunmen are roaming the streets of Gaza executing critics in broad daylight. There's nothing any of you can ever do for Gaza or for the Palestinians that Hamas won't undo. The sooner you realize that, the sooner you stop being part of the problem.

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Savage thread, well worth a read. It doesn’t matter if the BBC took it down, it will still be shared. Hamas has pulled off a propaganda coup beyond their wildest dreams with this documentary, exploiting a global media who have been utterly complicit since 7th October.

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This captures the Free Palestine movement. Instead of history it does hysterics. The ‘Free’ is not about freedom but suppression. This is at a University sponsored by Qatar.

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1929: "Massacre of Women, Children at Hebron ... Arab Horde Slaughtered Little Children ... Jews Dragged from their Homes." No "settlements," no "occupation," no "nakba," no Netanyahu. Heck, no State of Israel. You sure this conflict is what they claim it's about?

1929: "Massacre of Women, Children at Hebron ... Arab Horde Slaughtered Little Children ... Jews Dragged from their Homes."

No "settlements," no "occupation," no "nakba," no Netanyahu. Heck, no State of Israel.   

You sure this conflict is what they claim it's about?
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OXFORD, get your comedy fix at The Glee Club this weekend! 🤣 Behind the mic this week will be this huge line-up of brilliant comics: Marlon Davis, Sharon W., Carey Marx & Meryl O'Rourke 🙌 Don't miss out on the funniest night in Oxford! BOOK NOW 👉 bit.ly/OxfordWeekendC…

OXFORD, get your comedy fix at The Glee Club this weekend! 🤣

Behind the mic this week will be this huge line-up of brilliant comics: Marlon Davis, <a href="/SharonWanjohi_/">Sharon W.</a>, <a href="/CareyMarx/">Carey Marx</a> &amp; <a href="/MerylORourke/">Meryl O'Rourke</a> 🙌

Don't miss out on the funniest night in Oxford! BOOK NOW 👉 bit.ly/OxfordWeekendC…
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Chants throughout the day across Gaza included people saying "down with the rule of the Muslim Brotherhood," "Hamas Barra Barra / Out," "Aljazeera Get Out," we want real journalism, and "heyya heyya heyya / it is it is it is, Hamas irhabeya / Hamas is a terrorist".

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For eighteen months, we've been saying that Hamas would not remain in power in Gaza. No matter how long it took, no matter what effort it demanded, no matter what Iran and its proxies would end up doing to us or how much hate we would get from the world: Hamas in Gaza was

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Amusing that there are British people doing April Fools stunts when they don’t know that the Government moved it to April 22nd

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This afternoon I’ve discovered my left hand is marginally better than my right hand at rock paper scissors. It’s a slow day.

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People saying ChatGPT is programmed to flatter the user, but I swear it actually had a real orgasm earlier when I told it one of my ideas.

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Would have been so cool if at the end of the land acknowledgement, written by the Canadian government, King Charles had added, ‘So I’m giving it back to them!’