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#Feliz2021Colosal Feliz año desde Nueva York. It’s made my new year to know the only living member of Kiss has survived Crystal Meth

“Look, you can have work done to your nose, and you can have work done to your lips. But I’m not going to pay for them both.” -Starbucks, Columbus Circle

I'm basically at that age where you suddenly realize one day that you've abandoned your entire music catalogue for @mozart & Tity Boi (2 Chainz).

This lavender “pillow mist” is not fucking working.

InAtlantic City, guess these stimulus checks need to go somewhere...

“I’ve recently installed blackout curtains...” must be the turning point of some twelve step journey.

Sipping an iced coffee is not a valid reason to put your phone on “speaker” mode.

Birds are weird.

American tourists often make me think of how awesome it would be to sometimes not understand English.

To “ser” or to “estar,” a lifelong quest #somethingrotten

In Spain, one customer constitutes “a surge.”

At this point in my life, all my haircuts look like they’ve been performed by a birthing canal.

The only benefit of the blockchain is that people losing money is public.

My name for this order? My name is “the only person in this store right now.” Thanks.

For the first time in my life I was offered soap.

Thank you Chat GPT - not just for giving VCs something to do in this market, but also for ensuring I’ll never have to talk directly to my second ex wife again!

San Francisco is simultaneously dangerous and boring. Kind of like my second marriage.

GitHub for prompts?